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Limericks by Edward Lear

1/18/2015

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There was an Old Man of Moldavia,
Who had the most curious behaviour
    For while he was able,
    He slept on a table,
That funny Old Man of Moldavia.
 
There was an Old Person of Dover,
Who rushed through a field of blue Clover:
    But some very large bees
    Stung his nose and his knees,
So he very soon went back to Dover.

There was a Young Lady whose chin
Resembled the point of a pin:
     So she had it made sharp,
     And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.

There was a Young Lady of Norway,
Who casually sat in a doorway;
     When the door squeezed her flat,
     She exclaimed, ‘What of that?’
This courageous Young Lady of Norway.

Edward Lear

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Crying Jack – Anon

11/15/2014

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Once a little boy, Jack, was oh! ever so good,
Till he took a strange notion to cry all he could.
 
So he cried all the day, and he cried all the night,
He cried in the morning and in the twilight;

He cried till his voice was as hoarse as a crow,
And his mouth grew so large it looked like a great O.

It grew at the bottom and grew at the top;
It grew till they thought that it never would stop.

Each day his great mouth grew taller and taller,
And his dear little self grew smaller and smaller.

At last, that same mouth grew so big that – alack! –
It was only a mouth with a border of Jack.

By Anonymous

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As I was Going Out One Day

11/15/2014

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As I was going out one day
My head fell off and rolled away.
But when I saw that it was gone,
I picked it up and put it on

And when I got into the street
A fellow cried: ‘Look at your feet!’
I looked at them and sadly said:
‘I’ve left them both asleep in bed!’

By Anonymous

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Old Roger – Street Game

11/15/2014

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Old Roger is dead and gone to his grave,
H’m, ha! gone to his grave.

They planted an apple tree over his head.
H’m, ha! over his head 

The apple grew ripe and ready to drop,
H’m, ha! ready to drop

There came a high wind and blew them all off,
H’m, ha! blew them all off

There came and old woman to pick them all up.
H’m, ha! pick them all up.

Old Roger got up and have her a knock,
H’m, ha! gave her a knock.


Which made the old woman go hipperty-hop,
H’m, ha! hipperty hop.


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Diddle, Diddle, Dumpling – Anon

11/15/2014

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Diddle, diddle, dumpling,
My son John
Went to bed
With his stockings on:
One shoe off and the other on:
Diddle, diddle, dumpling,
My son John.

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Yankee Doodle – Traditional

10/4/2014

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Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in his cap
And called it macaroni


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A knight and a lady – Anonymous

10/4/2014

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A knight and a lady
Went riding one day
Far into the forest,
Away, away.

‘Fair knight’, said the lady
‘I pray, have a care.
This forest is evil –
Beware, beware!’

A fiery red dragon
They spied on the grass;
The lady wept sorely,
Alas! Alas!

The knight slew the dragon,
The lady was gay.
They rode on together,
Away, away.


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How do you do? - Anonymous

10/4/2014

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Misty-moisty was the morn,
Chilly was the weather;
There I met an old man
Dressed all in leather.
Dressed all in leather
Against the wind and rain,
With ‘how do you do?’ and ‘how do you do?’
And ‘how do you do?’ again.


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There was a Little Girl – Traditional

10/4/2014

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There was a little girl, and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead;
When she was good, she was very, very good,
But when she was bad, she was horrid.


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Last Night – Anonymous

10/4/2014

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Not last night but the night before
Twenty-five robbers came knocking at the door
Johnny got up to let them in
And hit them on the head with a rolling pin


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