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There was an Old Man of Moldavia,
Who had the most curious behaviour For while he was able, He slept on a table, That funny Old Man of Moldavia. There was an Old Person of Dover, Who rushed through a field of blue Clover: But some very large bees Stung his nose and his knees, So he very soon went back to Dover. There was a Young Lady whose chin Resembled the point of a pin: So she had it made sharp, And purchased a harp, And played several tunes with her chin. There was a Young Lady of Norway, Who casually sat in a doorway; When the door squeezed her flat, She exclaimed, ‘What of that?’ This courageous Young Lady of Norway. Edward Lear Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please
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Once a little boy, Jack, was oh! ever so good,
Till he took a strange notion to cry all he could. So he cried all the day, and he cried all the night, He cried in the morning and in the twilight; He cried till his voice was as hoarse as a crow, And his mouth grew so large it looked like a great O. It grew at the bottom and grew at the top; It grew till they thought that it never would stop. Each day his great mouth grew taller and taller, And his dear little self grew smaller and smaller. At last, that same mouth grew so big that – alack! – It was only a mouth with a border of Jack. By Anonymous Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please As I was going out one day
My head fell off and rolled away. But when I saw that it was gone, I picked it up and put it on And when I got into the street A fellow cried: ‘Look at your feet!’ I looked at them and sadly said: ‘I’ve left them both asleep in bed!’ By Anonymous Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please Old Roger is dead and gone to his grave,
H’m, ha! gone to his grave. They planted an apple tree over his head. H’m, ha! over his head The apple grew ripe and ready to drop, H’m, ha! ready to drop There came a high wind and blew them all off, H’m, ha! blew them all off There came and old woman to pick them all up. H’m, ha! pick them all up. Old Roger got up and have her a knock, H’m, ha! gave her a knock. Which made the old woman go hipperty-hop, H’m, ha! hipperty hop. Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please Diddle, diddle, dumpling,
My son John Went to bed With his stockings on: One shoe off and the other on: Diddle, diddle, dumpling, My son John. By Anonymous Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on a pony Stuck a feather in his cap And called it macaroni Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please A knight and a lady
Went riding one day Far into the forest, Away, away. ‘Fair knight’, said the lady ‘I pray, have a care. This forest is evil – Beware, beware!’ A fiery red dragon They spied on the grass; The lady wept sorely, Alas! Alas! The knight slew the dragon, The lady was gay. They rode on together, Away, away. Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please Misty-moisty was the morn,
Chilly was the weather; There I met an old man Dressed all in leather. Dressed all in leather Against the wind and rain, With ‘how do you do?’ and ‘how do you do?’ And ‘how do you do?’ again. Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please There was a little girl, and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead; When she was good, she was very, very good, But when she was bad, she was horrid. Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please Not last night but the night before
Twenty-five robbers came knocking at the door Johnny got up to let them in And hit them on the head with a rolling pin Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please |
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