I saw eight magpies in a tree,
Two for you and six for me: One for sorrow, two for mirth, Three for a wedding, four for a birth: Five for England, six for France, Seven for a fiddler, eight for a dance. Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please
0 Comments
Swinging on a gate, swinging on a gate,
Seven little sisters and a brother makes eight. Seven pretty pinafores and one bow tie, Fourteen pigtails and one black eye. Swinging on a gate, swinging on a gate, Seven little sisters and a brother makes eight. Seven pretty ribbons and one little cap, Eight books for school caught up in a strap. Swinging on a gate, swinging on a gate, Seven little sisters and a brother makes eight. The school bell rings, and off they go – Eight little children all in a row. Anon. I went fishing
Took some bait. Didn’t go early, Didn’t go late. Caught eight fishes To put in my pail. Seven were mackerel, But the eighth was a whale. The seven were easy To put into the tin, But that whale caused me trouble Before I packed him in! Took my catch home. What did mother say? ‘Get those eight fish out of here – We’re having steak today!’ Anon. As they fished his old plane from the sea
The inventor just chortled with glee. ‘I shall build,’ and he laughed, ‘A submarine craft, And perhaps it will fly. We shall see.’ Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please Jack Hall
Jack Hall, He is so small, A mouse could eat him, Hat and all. Anon. There was an old woman There was an old woman Lived under a hill, And if she’s not gone She lives there still. Anon. The Man Who Wasn’t There As I was going up the stair I met a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today – Oh, how I wish he’d go away. Anon. Peter Prim ‘Peter Prim! Peter Prim! Why do you in stockings swim? Peter Prim gave this reply, ‘To make such fools as you ask why!’ Anon. Epitaph Here lies a greedy girl, Jane Bevan, Whose breakfasts hardly ever stopped. One morning at half past eleven She snapped and crackled and then popped. Anon. I eat peas with honey I eat peas with honey; I’ve done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife Anon. Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please The man in the wilderness asked of me
‘How many strawberries grow in the sea?’ I answered him as I thought good, ‘As many red herring as grow in the wood.’ Anon. Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please As I was going out one day
My head fell off and rolled away. But when I saw that it was gone, I picked it up and put it on And when I got into the street A fellow cried: ‘Look at your feet!’ I looked at them and sadly said: ‘I’ve left them both asleep in bed!’ By Anonymous Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please Diddle, diddle, dumpling,
My son John Went to bed With his stockings on: One shoe off and the other on: Diddle, diddle, dumpling, My son John. By Anonymous Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please A knight and a lady
Went riding one day Far into the forest, Away, away. ‘Fair knight’, said the lady ‘I pray, have a care. This forest is evil – Beware, beware!’ A fiery red dragon They spied on the grass; The lady wept sorely, Alas! Alas! The knight slew the dragon, The lady was gay. They rode on together, Away, away. Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please Misty-moisty was the morn,
Chilly was the weather; There I met an old man Dressed all in leather. Dressed all in leather Against the wind and rain, With ‘how do you do?’ and ‘how do you do?’ And ‘how do you do?’ again. Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please |
Categories
All
A - Z Poems- A Knight and a Lady Original FS4K Songs- Bubbles |