Step on a crack,
You’ll break your mother’s back; Step on a line You’ll break your father’s spine. Step in a ditch, Your mother’s nose will itch; Step in the dirt You’ll tear your father’s shirt Traditional American Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please
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Anabella
11/3/2020 12:35:33 pm
I love this but here's a better one and not so mean to your mom
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Siro_the_UNKNOWN_friend
12/2/2020 08:13:11 am
I like this but does it work for step-parents too?
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Owen
2/3/2021 01:40:03 pm
step on a crack and you break your mamas back, step on a line and you break your fathers spine, step in a hole and you break your siblings skull, step on a square and now there's poison in the air
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Jen
1/26/2022 08:38:42 pm
I love these phrases, but the children when they grow up tho…
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LilBirdie009
7/18/2022 03:28:51 pm
In the book, Delerium by Lauren Oliver, chapter 5 page 39 there's the rhyme, "Step on a crack, you'll break your mama's back. Step on a stone, you'll end up all alone. Step on a stick, you're bound to get the Sick. Watch where you tread, you'll bring out all the dead."
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Kqren
3/15/2023 12:22:38 am
i think this poem is very offensive to all those people who are trans and dont have a dad. Its biassed against the LGBTQ community and all their future children. Honestly its kinda discusting. I hope you guys change it. You just lost a very loyal customer.
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Christina Smith
11/20/2023 04:16:03 am
Well, it's a children's poem. If it takes offense it's not anyone fault. That LGBTQ or trans don't have a dad! Well, I got news fir you, neither dies orphans, or dad's who were soldiers and died for our country, or dads who died period. 🤔 Everyone has a dad, just like a mom. Remember it takes two to make a child.
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Tilde
3/23/2023 02:39:04 am
my diamond earring fell of in the ocean, and now its gone
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Ben
8/29/2023 05:34:56 pm
Step on a stick break your father's dick
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2/26/2024 05:57:46 pm
step on a crack break your mothers back step on a line break your fathers spine step in a ditch your mothers nose will itch step on a stick make a new trick fall in a hole break your teachers skull hit a tree and you'll break your ugly spleen. eat meat break your teeth. kill a fly. and touch the sky. meat the vegan teacher destroy a big meat eater. this my version lol
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