Classic children's poem, Step on a Crack

Step on a crack

1/18/2015

Step on a crack,
You’ll break your mother’s back;
Step on a line
You’ll break your father’s spine.

Step in a ditch,
Your mother’s nose will itch;
Step in the dirt
You’ll tear your father’s shirt

Traditional American

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17 Comments

Katelyn link

2/26/2018 07:43:36 pm

Loved it because bullies stopped bulling me thank you

Bullly link

4/9/2018 06:18:07 am

I hate it i cant bully katelyn anymore :(

Sully

5/21/2018 11:59:04 am

Break a crack break your brother's sack

Rickishard

7/18/2018 05:49:40 am

Step on the grass,
You’ll bust your sisters ass...

bre

11/24/2020 08:55:17 am

lol

ROSEVELT

11/30/2020 11:20:26 am

LOL

ur mom link

11/19/2019 05:25:28 pm

Anabella

11/3/2020 12:35:33 pm

I love this but here's a better one and not so mean to your mom

Step on a crack you have to buy a snack
step to a ditch you'll fall on a stick

Sorry tried my best and it's not so mean to your parents

Alex link

11/28/2020 07:56:36 pm

Ummmmmmm, why is this on a children's website?

yui senpai link

12/1/2020 12:20:52 pm

wow thats amazing but how about step on grass you bust you moms ass

Alex link

12/1/2020 09:35:10 pm

Ooh that's a good one lol

Siro_the_UNKNOWN_friend

12/2/2020 08:13:11 am

I like this but does it work for step-parents too?

Owen

2/3/2021 01:40:03 pm

step on a crack and you break your mamas back, step on a line and you break your fathers spine, step in a hole and you break your siblings skull, step on a square and now there's poison in the air

Johnny link

3/12/2021 07:54:05 pm

please donate I have breast cancer

6/13/2021 06:08:16 am

You stuffer frum Ligma

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8/13/2021 10:34:44 pm

Ligma balls

Ghgk

8/13/2021 10:31:55 pm

High

Step on a crack

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