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Step on a crack,
You’ll break your mother’s back; Step on a line You’ll break your father’s spine. Step in a ditch, Your mother’s nose will itch; Step in the dirt You’ll tear your father’s shirt Traditional American Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please
15 Comments
Sully
5/21/2018 11:59:04 am
Break a crack break your brother's sack
Rickishard
7/18/2018 05:49:40 am
Step on the grass,
bre
11/24/2020 08:55:17 am
lol
ROSEVELT
11/30/2020 11:20:26 am
LOL
Anabella
11/3/2020 12:35:33 pm
I love this but here's a better one and not so mean to your mom 12/1/2020 12:20:52 pm
wow thats amazing but how about step on grass you bust you moms ass
Siro_the_UNKNOWN_friend
12/2/2020 08:13:11 am
I like this but does it work for step-parents too?
Owen
2/3/2021 01:40:03 pm
step on a crack and you break your mamas back, step on a line and you break your fathers spine, step in a hole and you break your siblings skull, step on a square and now there's poison in the air
Dr
6/13/2021 06:08:16 am
You stuffer frum Ligma Leave a Reply. |
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