There was an Old Man of Moldavia,
Who had the most curious behaviour
For while he was able,
He slept on a table,
That funny Old Man of Moldavia.
There was an Old Person of Dover,
Who rushed through a field of blue Clover:
But some very large bees
Stung his nose and his knees,
So he very soon went back to Dover.
There was a Young Lady whose chin
Resembled the point of a pin:
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.
There was a Young Lady of Norway,
Who casually sat in a doorway;
When the door squeezed her flat,
She exclaimed, ‘What of that?’
This courageous Young Lady of Norway.
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