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As they fished his old plane from the sea

1/18/2015

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As they fished his old plane from the sea
The inventor just chortled with glee.
‘I shall build,’ and he laughed,
‘A submarine craft,
And perhaps it will fly. We shall see.’

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A Puzzle

1/18/2015

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The man in the wilderness asked of me
‘How many strawberries grow in the sea?’
I answered him as I thought good,
‘As many red herring as grow in the wood.’

Anon.

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Crying Jack – Anon

11/15/2014

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Once a little boy, Jack, was oh! ever so good,
Till he took a strange notion to cry all he could.
 
So he cried all the day, and he cried all the night,
He cried in the morning and in the twilight;

He cried till his voice was as hoarse as a crow,
And his mouth grew so large it looked like a great O.

It grew at the bottom and grew at the top;
It grew till they thought that it never would stop.

Each day his great mouth grew taller and taller,
And his dear little self grew smaller and smaller.

At last, that same mouth grew so big that – alack! –
It was only a mouth with a border of Jack.

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As I was Going Out One Day

11/15/2014

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As I was going out one day
My head fell off and rolled away.
But when I saw that it was gone,
I picked it up and put it on

And when I got into the street
A fellow cried: ‘Look at your feet!’
I looked at them and sadly said:
‘I’ve left them both asleep in bed!’

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Diddle, Diddle, Dumpling – Anon

11/15/2014

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Diddle, diddle, dumpling,
My son John
Went to bed
With his stockings on:
One shoe off and the other on:
Diddle, diddle, dumpling,
My son John.

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A knight and a lady – Anonymous

10/4/2014

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A knight and a lady
Went riding one day
Far into the forest,
Away, away.

‘Fair knight’, said the lady
‘I pray, have a care.
This forest is evil –
Beware, beware!’

A fiery red dragon
They spied on the grass;
The lady wept sorely,
Alas! Alas!

The knight slew the dragon,
The lady was gay.
They rode on together,
Away, away.


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Algy no More – Anonymous

10/4/2014

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Algy met a bear,
The bear met Algy.
The bear grew bulgy –
The bulge was algy


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