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As I was Going Out One Day

11/15/2014

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As I was going out one day
My head fell off and rolled away.
But when I saw that it was gone,
I picked it up and put it on

And when I got into the street
A fellow cried: ‘Look at your feet!’
I looked at them and sadly said:
‘I’ve left them both asleep in bed!’

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tash
5/20/2015 04:30:42 pm

Hilarias

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Rachael Karp link
7/24/2017 06:04:10 pm

Hello, my family and I have been searching for the book that this poem is written in. My father had read it to me as a kid, along with other poems. We have been driving ourselves crazy over the title of the book. Do you by chance have the boo you found this poem in????

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Rachel
11/21/2022 08:37:19 am

It’s called Where the Sidewalk Ends I believe!

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Teri Fraser
8/9/2019 02:12:20 pm

I read this poem back in the 1960s from a poem book. I don’t remember the book name.

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Bruce Abbott
9/6/2020 07:11:26 am

The poem appeared in "Silly Verse (and Even Worse)" by Joseph Rosenbloom (1979), although the words there differ a little from those presented here.

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Rachel Bruno
11/21/2022 08:38:27 am

Where the Sidewalk Ends!

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