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Step on a crack,
You’ll break your mother’s back; Step on a line You’ll break your father’s spine. Step in a ditch, Your mother’s nose will itch; Step in the dirt You’ll tear your father’s shirt Traditional American Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please
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One bright morning in the middle of the night,
Two dumb boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, Came and arrested those two dumb boys. Traditional American Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on a pony Stuck a feather in his cap And called it macaroni Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please Once there was a woman went out to pick beans,
and she found a Hairy Toe. She took the hairy toe home with her, and that night, when she went to bed, the wind began to moan and groan. Away off in the distance she seemed to hear a voice crying, ‘Where’s my hair-r-y to-o-oe? Who’s got my hair-r-y to-o-oe?’ The woman scrooched down, way down under the covers, and about that time the wind appeared to hit the house Swoosh! And the old house creaked and cracked like something was trying to get in. The voice had come nearer, almost at the door now, and it said ‘Where’s my hair-r-y to-o-oe? Who’s got my hair-r-y to-o-oe?’ The woman scrooched further down under the covers and pulled them tight around her head. The wind growled around the house like some big animal and r-r-rum-mbled down the chimney. All at once she heard the door cr-r-eak, and something slipped in and began to creep over the floor The floor went cr-e-eak, cre-eak at every step that thing took towards her bed. The woman could almost feel it bending over her bed. Then, in an awful voice, it said: ‘Where’s my hairy toe? Who’s got my hairy toe? You’ve got it!’ Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please Order in the court
The judge is eating beans His wife is in the bathtub Shooting submarines Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please |
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