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One bright morning in the middle of the night,
Two dumb boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, Came and arrested those two dumb boys. Traditional American Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please
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There was an Old Man of Moldavia,
Who had the most curious behaviour For while he was able, He slept on a table, That funny Old Man of Moldavia. There was an Old Person of Dover, Who rushed through a field of blue Clover: But some very large bees Stung his nose and his knees, So he very soon went back to Dover. There was a Young Lady whose chin Resembled the point of a pin: So she had it made sharp, And purchased a harp, And played several tunes with her chin. There was a Young Lady of Norway, Who casually sat in a doorway; When the door squeezed her flat, She exclaimed, ‘What of that?’ This courageous Young Lady of Norway. Edward Lear Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please Old Roger is dead and gone to his grave, H’m, ha! gone to his grave. They planted an apple tree over his head. H’m, ha! over his head The apple grew ripe and ready to drop, H’m, ha! ready to drop There came a high wind and blew them all off, H’m, ha! blew them all off There came and old woman to pick them all up. H’m, ha! pick them all up. Old Roger got up and have her a knock, H’m, ha! gave her a knock. Which made the old woman go hipperty-hop, H’m, ha! hipperty hop. Funny Poems for Kids - Funny, crazy and silly poems for the classroom, home or wherever you please Like this poem? You might also like these silly songs
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