Lyrics (See below for variations. There are many!!)

There was a funny girl, she had a funny name 
She got it from her pappy just the same, same, same. 
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two hairs on the top of her head 
One was alive and the other was dead. 
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).  

She had two eyes at the front of her head 
One was green and the other was red.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two teeth in the middle of her mouth 
One pointed north and the other pointed south.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).  

She had two holes in the middle of her noes 
One for fingers and the other for her toes 
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).

She had two lips, two beautiful lips,
Shaped just like two battleships.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two knees in the middle of her legs
One liked bacon and the other like eggs
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

Her ears stuck out like the sails of a boat 
Her Adam’s apple wandered up and down her throat.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).  

She loved to polish her fingernails 
She bought her polish in ten-gallon pails.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two feet size 40 and a half
One took a shower and the other took a bath
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).

Variations (please share your own)

Name 

• Catalina Madalina
  
• Catalina Magdalina
  
• Cadalina Magdalina
  
• Magdalina Hagdalena
  
• Maggalina Haggalina
  
• Hagalina Magalina

• Ooka Toka Oka Noka Poka
  
• Hoopin Stina, Walla dina Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name.
  
• Ooka Sonna Donna Wanna Poka, Loka was her name.
  
• Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan
  
• Roonsteiner Walkenbiener, Hogan Bogan Logan
  
• Rubensteinen Wallendinen Hogan Bogan Logan 
  

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Free Sheet Music from Funny Songs for Kids

Free Sheet Music from Funny Songs for Kids

On the Ning Nang Nong 
Where the Cows go Bong! 
and the monkeys all say BOO! 
There's a Nong Nang Ning 
Where the trees go Ping! 
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo. 
On the Nong Ning Nang 
All the mice go Clang 
And you just can't catch 'em when they do! 
So its Ning Nang Nong 
Cows go Bong! 
Nong Nang Ning 
Trees go ping 
Nong Ning Nang 
The mice go Clang 
What a noisy place to belong 
cause it's the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong

Words by Spike Milligan