Nobody Likes Me Everybody Hates

Nobody Likes Me (I think I'll go eat Worms)

6/30/2014

Lyrics

Nobody likes me everybody hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms
Long ones, short ones, fat ones skinny ones,
Ones that squiggle and squirm
Bite their heads off suck their guts out throw their skins away
Nobody knows that I eat worms, 3 times a day

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64 Comments

mackenzie willhite link

10/13/2015 05:22:42 pm

put the actual song on the website

ggg link

12/6/2017 01:06:13 pm

nobody likes me everybody hates me think ill go eat worms
big fat juicy ones, itty bitty squirmy ones
see how they wiggle and sqirm

M mitchell

2/15/2018 03:04:54 pm

I have known it for 65 years as:
Nobody loves me everybody hates me
I'm going into the garden to eat worms.
Long thick slimy ones. Short fat sticky ones.
Watch them wiggle and squirm.

First you bite their heads off. Then you squeeze their guts out. Watch them wiggle and squirm. Nobody loves me, everybody hates me. I'm going into the garden to eat worms

Scott Jearl Smith

6/16/2021 09:33:56 am

I guess, depending upon who passed it down, it might be different by region, or even by family that has passed it down.
I'm 58 yrs old...and like Mitchell have always heard it as, "going out to the garden and eat worms..."
I'm surprised that out of all these great versions on this song, that only him & I remember it this way.

Kaedan Hitt link

5/5/2018 08:39:49 am

The real original version is
Nobody loves me everybody hates me. I guess I’ll go eat worms. First I bites the heads of then I suck the juice out. Oh my they do squirm.

no link

10/15/2018 11:53:57 pm

No. It is not. It is;

Nobody likes me everybody hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms
Long ones, short ones, fat ones skinny ones,
Ones that squiggle and squirm
Bite their heads off suck their guts out throw their skins away
Nobody knows that I eat worms, 3 times a day

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones
Eensie weensy squeensy ones
See how they wiggle and squirm!

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!

I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice
And throw the skins away!
Nobody knows how big I grow
On worms three times a day!

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones
Eensie weensy squeensy ones
See how they wiggle and squirm!

uwu

10/20/2020 01:31:43 pm

What I know it to be is:

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me...
Guess ill go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones, long thin slimy ones, itsy-bitsy-fuzzy-wuzzy WORMS!
Down goes the first one, down goes the second one, oh how they wiggle and squirm!
Big fat juicy ones, long thin slimy ones, itsy-bitsy-fuzzy-wuzzy WORMS!
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one, oh how they wiggle and squirm!
Big fat juicy ones, long thin slimy ones, itsy-bitsy-fuzzy-wuzzy WORMS!
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I guess ill go eat WORMS!

Lomion

6/4/2019 06:42:19 am

The Worm Song
---

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me.
I think I'll eat some worms!
Short fat juicy worms,
Long slim slimy worms,
Fat fuzzy wuzzy wuzzy worms!

First you bite the heads off,
Then you suck the guts out,
Then you throw the rest away.
Short fat juicy worms,
Long slim slimy worms,
Fat fuzzy wuzzy wuzzy worms!

Down goes the first one,
Down goes the second one,
Down go all of them worms.
Short fat juicy worms,
Long slim slimy worms,
Fat fuzzy wuzzy wuzzy worms!

Everybody likes me,
Nobody hates me.
Why did I eat those worms?
Short fat juicy worms,
Long slim slimy worms,
Fat fuzzy wuzzy wuzzy worms!

Up comes the first one,
Up comes the second one,
Up come all of them worms.
Short fat juicy worms,
Long slim slimy worms,
Fat fuzzy wuzzy wuzzy worms!

Kelly Chapman

10/4/2020 03:13:05 pm

This is the version I grew up listening to. I'm 56 now, so it's been a while back.

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms.
Big ones, little ones, fat ones, skinny ones, Ooohhh how they squirm.
Pull their meat out, suck their juice, throw their skins away.
How's a poor little girl like me gonna live on 3 little worms a day.

zoro

3/2/2022 07:40:09 am

i heard memes use that one and i think its right

Wanda

3/7/2022 12:44:49 pm

The chorus I know goes like
First you nite of their heads then you suck out the juice then you throw the skins away nobody knows how I survive on three big worms a day

Debbie

6/29/2022 11:36:11 pm

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm going to eat some worms
Big fat juicy ones
Little bitty slippery ones
Golly, how they squirm

Alli

10/27/2022 08:22:59 am

No body likes me, everybody hates me, guess ill go eat worms, long thin slimy ones, big fat juicy ones, Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms!

Jake

10/6/2016 06:34:40 pm

I know this song differently

Nobody loves me everybody hates me I'm going to eat some worms

Small thin skinny ones big fat juicy ones see how they wiggle and squirm

Bite off their heads and suck out the juices

Throw the skins away

I'm going to see if I can live off 3 live worms a day

Anne Shankland

11/16/2018 01:41:40 pm

This is the version. Which my dad sang to me a long time ago.

Paula

2/22/2017 01:53:25 am

This is the version we sang in my school in the 40s:

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, guess I'll eat some worms:

Big ones, fat ones, little ones, skinny ones, even the ones that squirm.

Cut off their heads, suck out the blood, throw their skins away.

I don't see why people don't eat worms three times a day!

Lily link

2/23/2017 05:32:09 pm

This is how I think It goes:

Nobody likes me
Ev'rybody hates me
Guess I'll go eat worms

Long, thin, slimy ones
Short, fat, juicy ones
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms.

Down goes the first one
Down goes the second one
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm

Long, thin, slimy ones
Short, fat, juicy ones
Itzy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms.

Up comes the first one
Up comes the second one
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm

Long, thin, slimy ones
Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms.

Kasandra

9/15/2021 03:15:22 pm

This is the one I learned at camp.

Ash

3/22/2017 06:03:03 am

I learned it as

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
guess I'll go eat worms
big, fat juicy one
little, tiny squiggly ones
watch them wiggle and squirm

Bite their heads off, suck their guts out
throw the skins away
I don't see how birds can live off worms 3 times a day

Dorinda Oakes

4/23/2017 10:58:58 am

This is how i learned it in the early 70's

Dax Morris

2/4/2022 02:27:26 pm

I sing it like
No body likes me, everybody hates me, think I’ll go and eat worms.
Long thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones, gooey, gooey, gooey worms.
Long thin slimy ones slip down easily, short fat fuzzy ones stick, and when the short fat fuzzy ones stick in your guts, all the juice goes cllllliiich

chris link

4/19/2017 03:25:17 pm

I sing this on my bus because my bus driver taught us...

Nobody loves me everybody hates me guess i'll go eat worms.
Long,slim,slimy ones big fat juicy ones ones that squiggle and squirm. Bite their heads off suck their juice out throw their skins away nobody knows how (someone's name) survives on worms three times a day. 1st ones easy 2nd ones greasy 3rd ones stuck in my throat 4th ones uh-oh 5th ones gee whiz 6th one came back up.(BURP!)

Pat Hadden

6/9/2017 06:34:27 am

Queens, NY 1960's:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I'm gonna eat some worms.
Big, fat, juicy ones,
little, bitty, ooky ones,
worms that squiggle and squirm.
First you bite the heads off,
then you suck the juices out,
then you throw the skins away.
Nobody knows how I can eat worms,
worms three times a day....
(shout) Without a pickle!
Worms three times a day.

Glenna

7/12/2017 04:53:14 am

Nobody likes me everybody hates me
Go to the garden & eat some worms
Ooey gooey gushy ones
Worms that wiggle & squirm
First one was greasy went down easy
2nd one stuck to my tongue
3rd one rusted
4th one busted
5th one began to run
Now you know what I like to eat 5 days a week
Go to the garden and eat some worms

Rando

10/6/2017 11:57:04 pm

haha. I was born in 1989. I know the first verse from my dad who would occasionally start randomly singing this song while bored. never heard the rest. When I'm feeling lonely, I think of this song... but alas I don't think anyone I know will get the reference.

Sally

1/18/2018 12:19:07 am

Nobody likes me
everybody hates me
going down the path to eat worms
Big, fat, juicy ones,
little, bitty, ooky ones,
Worms that wiggle & squirm
First one's greasy goes down easy
2nd one sticks to my tongue
3rd one rusts
4th one busts
5th one began to run
OOOOH
Going down the path to eat worms

Ann

2/14/2018 06:43:43 am

My version of this song learnt in tbe late 50s.

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
Think I'll go and eat worms!
Short ones long ones fat ones skinny ones
See how they wriggle and squirm
Bite all their heads off, suck all their juice out
Throw all their skins away
No-one knows how well one grows
On worms 3 times a day!

norma dench link

2/26/2018 09:45:38 am

This is the only version I have ever known.

Nobody loves me everybody hates me,
I'm going to the garden to eat worms,
long thin slimy ones slip down easily,
short fat fuzzy ones stick,
Nobody loves me everybody hates me
I'm going to the garden to be sick.

A very fore-shortened version, judging from the ones before, but that's all I can every remember saying (but not very often).

Doug

2/1/2022 10:35:44 pm

I'm 69, and this is the closest to the version dad sang!:-)

Alica

2/27/2018 11:24:34 pm

this is the one I leant

Everybody hates me nobody like me
I think I'll go and eat worms
Long thin slimy ones, Short fat juicy ones
ewey gooey ewey gooey worms

The long thin slimy ones slip down easily
The big fat fuzzy ones stick
The big fat fussy ones stick in your teeth
and the juice goes shllpp shllpp shllpp
(Shllpp- sucking air into mouth making slurping sound)

janat

4/6/2018 03:37:51 am

nobody loves me
everybody hates me
think i'll go and eat worms
long thin skinny ones
short fat furry ones
see how they squiggle and squirm

first you bite their heads off
then you suck the guts out
throw the skins away
nobody knows how much i thrive
on worms 3 times a day

the long thin skinny ones slide down easily
the short fat furry ones stick
the short fat furry ones stick in your gizzard
and the blood goes ick ick ick

Douglas

4/14/2018 07:47:56 pm

A buddy across the street from me sang this version a couple of times in the mid 1960s. I don't see it anywhere, so not sure where he got it from. I remember it as:

Nobody likes me,
everybody hates me,
Think I'll go eat worms,
Fat ones, skinny ones,
Little tiny squirmy ones,
Think I'll go eat worms.

Oh...
I'll...
Chop off the heads,
and cut off the tails,
and throw the skins away...

(I don't recall the last couple of lines now. I was laughing too hard by then to pay much attention to them.)

Wendy

4/24/2018 06:06:39 am

My dad use to sing this version to me as a kid:

Nobody loves me everybody hates me, im going to eat a worm.

The first one is easy, the second one is greasy and, the third

one wont go down! Yuck! LOL!!!

Nate Gruber

5/3/2018 08:58:56 am

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm going down the garden to eat worms

Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones stick

Bit off their heads and
Suck out the guts and
Throw the skins away

Nobody knows how I survive
On worms three times a day

madman2 link

5/3/2018 02:11:10 pm

Nobody likes me everybody hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms
The long thin slimy ones go down easily
The short fat hairy ones stick

etc

Clare

6/18/2018 10:39:57 pm

This is how I learnt the song in the 80's :)

Nobody loves me,
Everybody hates me,
I'm going down to eat worms.

Long thin slimy ones,
Short fat juicy ones,
Ewey gooey, ewey gooey worms!

*mmmm* Chomp their heads off,
*sucking noise* Suck their juice out,
* mime throwing away* Throw their skins away!

*rubs belly* Nobody knows how much I thrive on worms three times a day!

Richard

8/4/2018 11:05:29 am

Nobody likes us, everybody hates us,
let's go and eat some worms,
Long thin skinny ones, big fat juicy ones,
Watch out the little ones squirm!
Bite their heads off, suck all the juice out,
Throw their skins away.
Nobody knows how we can live on worms three times a day!

Louise

8/7/2018 08:00:27 am

Nobody loves me
Everybody hates me
I'm gonna eat some worms

Big fat juicy ones
Little tiny skinny ones
I'm gonna eat some worms

Chop off the heads
Suck out the guts
I'm gonna eat some worms

Stacey

9/14/2018 07:21:10 pm

I learned this song from my boss:

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me.
Guess I'll eat a worm

First one's greasy,
Goes down easy.
Guess I'll eat another.

Bite their heads off,
Suck out the custard
mmmm--mmmmm

Kate

9/19/2018 05:04:26 pm

I learned this in school in 1992:

Nobody like me
Everybody hates me
Think I’ll go and eat worms

Long, thin, skinny ones
Teeny, weeny, squeeny ones
See how they wiggle and squirm!

Chop off their heads and
Squeeze out the juice and
Throw their tails away

Nobody knows how I survive
On worms three times a day!

Kylie

10/19/2018 05:26:35 pm

I’ve always known it as

Nobody likes me
Everyone hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms
Big one little one
Fat ones skinny ones
I think I’ll go eat worms all day
Nobody knows I eat worms all day.

Ann Sternberg

1/5/2019 02:39:09 pm

Learned in the 1950s:

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me.
Think I'll eat some worms.
Big fat woolly ones, long slim slimy ones,
Big fat woolly, woolly worms.

The first one was easy. The second one was grease-y.
The third got stuck in my throat.
Big fat woolly ones, long slim slimy ones,
Big fat woolly woolly worms.

Heather Fearn

3/14/2019 10:14:44 am

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm going to the garden to eat some worms

Shorty fat juicy noes,long thin skinned ones
It's bitty fuzzy wussy worms
Slooop goes the first one,
Slooop goes the second one
It's bitsy fuzzy wuzzey worms

That's all I can remember

Steph

8/12/2019 01:37:26 pm

No body loves me,every body hates me, might as well eat worms.

Maryanne

12/19/2019 10:02:40 am

I learned it this way:

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me,
I'm going to the garden to eat worms.
Big fat juicy worms,
long slim slimy worms,
itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms.

My stomach is in a commotion,
I'm leaning out over the rail.
I don't want to dirty the ocean,
so somebody bring me a pail.

Ooh, slop, get a mop.
Too late, get a plate.

... then back to the beginning again.

Linda Bennett

5/8/2020 09:43:34 pm

We sang this in the ‘80s as a softball cheer

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
We’re going out to eat worms.

Big ones, little ones, itchy gitcy gooey ones, ones that swingle and squirm.

First ones greasy, slides down easy
Second one sticks to your tongue
Third ones rusted
Fourth ones busted
Fifth one tries to run

First you bite the heads off then you suck the juice out then you throw the skins away

Nobody knows how “our team name” survive on worms three times a daaaaayyyy.

Valerie Bates

1/24/2021 08:02:36 pm

From what I remember, my Nonnie sang it to me as ;

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms,
Big fat juicy ones, little tiny skinny ones,
Golly how I love them worms,
Bite their heads off, suck their juice out,
Throw their skins away,
Nobody knows how a man can live on worms 3x a day,

The first ones greasy, the second ones easy, the third and fourth go down, the fifth gets stuck, the sixth comes up, golly how I love them worms.

(Think I'm still missing some)

Jade

2/19/2021 07:51:33 pm

Nobody likes me everybody hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms
Long ones, skinny ones, fat ones short ones,
Ones that squiggle and squirm
Bite their heads off suck their guts out throw their skins away
This is how I like to eat my worms 3 times a day

Mrs B

8/12/2021 02:26:13 am

You’re all wrong!! 😂
Nobody loves me
Everybody hates me
I think I’ll eat some Worms
Big fat juicy ones
Long slim slimy ones
Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms

First you eat their heads off
Then you suck their gizzards out
See how they squiggle and squirm

But fat juicy ones
Long slim slimy ones
Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms!

Mrs c. E.

9/21/2021 06:12:24 pm

Nobody loves me
Everybody hates me
I’m going to the garden to eat worms
Long thin slimy ones
Big fat juicy ones
Oozy, oozy worms

Now the long thin slimy ones
Slip down easily
But the big fat juicy ones get stuck
And when the big fat juicy ones
Get stuck between your teeth
The juice goes « swoosh, swoosh, swooxh »

Greg Stoltz

10/1/2021 10:56:22 am

My summer camp version:
Nobody loves me
Everybody hates me
They say I eat worms
Worms are greasy
Slide down easy
Oh how the little ones squirm!
First ya bite the heads off
Then ya suck the the juice out
Then ya throw the skins away
Nobody knows how I eat worms
I eat'em three times a day!!!

Tina Griggs

10/11/2021 05:32:10 pm

Nobody likes me
everybody hates me
I'm going to go eat worms
First one's greasy went down easy
Second one began to squirm
Third one rusted
Fourth one busted
Fifth one stuck to my tongue

Ruth

11/2/2021 06:10:57 am

My mother would sometimes sing the first part of this song at me when I was sad. I was about age 4, and didn't know it was a real song. I thought she was actually telling me that nobody would love me if I was sad. Spent the better part of my childhood/teenage years pretending to be happy even if I wasn't. I guess it never occurred to her that children think differently than adults.

lmao

1/15/2022 11:40:19 am

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy worms,
Small thin slimy worms,
Juicy juicy fuzzy wuzzy worms!

Down goes the big one
Up comes the small one
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
Big fat juicy worms,
Small thin slimy worms,
Juicy juicy fuzzy wuzzy worms!

John Braden

2/2/2022 02:53:07 am

My Mom (born 1920) sang us this version she learned as a child:
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me;
I'm going out and eat worms:
Long, thin, skinny ones,
Big, fat, furry ones.
Oh, those woolly, woolly worms!
The first one poked me,
The second one choked me,
The third one slid right down.
The fourth one broke his neck,
The fifth one passed the wreck;
Oh, those woolly, woolly worms!

Nicolette Roberge

2/21/2022 02:37:40 am

I learned this song from my elder sisters in the mid 1950s. They were 10 years older than me and had been to summer camp!
They sang the chorus as:

First you bite the head off
Then you suck the guts out
Then you chew the rest like gum yum yum
Great big gooey ones, little bitty chewy ones
Let's all go eat worms!

Roger Hayman link

4/10/2022 12:58:07 pm

Most of the two verse versions above follow what I "learned" but the endings to all versions are different from what I remember and don't make sense to me.

The ending I recall is:

And that is how I will survive
On worms three times a day.

I find that a more satisfying conclusion!

jan

4/29/2022 05:29:06 pm

I heard it as

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I'm going out and eat worms.

My dad would sing this when my mother would scream at us and we would go silent and sad. then we would hear this from the other room and it would make us smile and feel better. Always wanted to hear the other lines of the song. At first we didn't even know it was a song. We thought it was something he made up on the spot.

Roger Hayman

6/30/2022 02:37:27 am

Most of the versions mentioned are weak after “everybody hates me”, I reckon because they don’t have enough syllables.

The wording I like is:

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I'm going down the garden to eat worms.

Roger

MrsC

11/30/2022 05:45:23 pm

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I’ll go eat worms
Big fat juicy ones, little tiny skinny ones, see how they wiggle and squirm.
First you bite the heads off, then you suck the juice out
Then you throw the skin away (unless you like it!)
Nobody knows how I eat worms, three times a day!

Mebean

1/19/2023 01:00:03 pm

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I’ll go eat worms,
First one greasy
Went down easy
Second one stuck to my tongue
Third one rusted
Fourth one busted
Fifth one wriggled and squirmed,
Nobody likes me everybody hates me
Guess I’ll go eat worms!

Katherine link

2/12/2023 11:20:46 am

The version I always heard was

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me i'm going out to the garden to eat worms.

Fat ones, skinny ones, long slick slimy ones, wooly, wooly, wooly, wooly worms.

The first one went down easy, the second one went down greasy, the third ones stuck in my throat.

Linda Campbell Franklin

3/11/2023 11:03:16 am

I'm 82. As a five year old in a new city, in 1946 first grade, I learned it this way:

"Everybody hates me, nobody likes me,
guess I'll go eat worms.
Big fat juicy ones, little bitty skinny ones,
Look how they wiggle amd squirm.
First one easy, second one greasy, t
hird one sticks to your tongue,
Fourth one rusted, fifth one busted, sixth one tries to run.
Bite their heads off, suck the juice in, throw the skins away. Nobody knows how I can live on worms three times a day!"

Simon Parsons

4/1/2023 03:11:04 am

nobody likes me, everybody hates me. I'm going down the garden to eat worms. Long ones, short ones, fat ones, thin ones, worms, worms, worms, worms, WORMS!

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