Nobody Likes Me Everybody Hates

Nobody Likes Me (I think I'll go eat Worms)

6/30/2014

Lyrics

Nobody likes me everybody hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms
Long ones, short ones, fat ones skinny ones,
Ones that squiggle and squirm
Bite their heads off suck their guts out throw their skins away
Nobody knows that I eat worms, 3 times a day

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31 Comments

mackenzie willhite link

10/13/2015 05:22:42 pm

put the actual song on the website

ggg link

12/6/2017 01:06:13 pm

nobody likes me everybody hates me think ill go eat worms
big fat juicy ones, itty bitty squirmy ones
see how they wiggle and sqirm

M mitchell

2/15/2018 03:04:54 pm

I have known it for 65 years as:
Nobody loves me everybody hates me
I'm going into the garden to eat worms.
Long thick slimy ones. Short fat sticky ones.
Watch them wiggle and squirm.

First you bite their heads off. Then you squeeze their guts out. Watch them wiggle and squirm. Nobody loves me, everybody hates me. I'm going into the garden to eat worms

Kaedan Hitt link

5/5/2018 08:39:49 am

The real original version is
Nobody loves me everybody hates me. I guess I’ll go eat worms. First I bites the heads of then I suck the juice out. Oh my they do squirm.

no link

10/15/2018 11:53:57 pm

No. It is not. It is;

Nobody likes me everybody hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms
Long ones, short ones, fat ones skinny ones,
Ones that squiggle and squirm
Bite their heads off suck their guts out throw their skins away
Nobody knows that I eat worms, 3 times a day

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones
Eensie weensy squeensy ones
See how they wiggle and squirm!

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!

I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice
And throw the skins away!
Nobody knows how big I grow
On worms three times a day!

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones
Eensie weensy squeensy ones
See how they wiggle and squirm!

Jake

10/6/2016 06:34:40 pm

I know this song differently

Nobody loves me everybody hates me I'm going to eat some worms

Small thin skinny ones big fat juicy ones see how they wiggle and squirm

Bite off their heads and suck out the juices

Throw the skins away

I'm going to see if I can live off 3 live worms a day

Anne Shankland

11/16/2018 01:41:40 pm

This is the version. Which my dad sang to me a long time ago.

Paula

2/22/2017 01:53:25 am

This is the version we sang in my school in the 40s:

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, guess I'll eat some worms:

Big ones, fat ones, little ones, skinny ones, even the ones that squirm.

Cut off their heads, suck out the blood, throw their skins away.

I don't see why people don't eat worms three times a day!

Lily link

2/23/2017 05:32:09 pm

This is how I think It goes:

Nobody likes me
Ev'rybody hates me
Guess I'll go eat worms

Long, thin, slimy ones
Short, fat, juicy ones
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms.

Down goes the first one
Down goes the second one
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm

Long, thin, slimy ones
Short, fat, juicy ones
Itzy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms.

Up comes the first one
Up comes the second one
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm

Long, thin, slimy ones
Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms.

Ash

3/22/2017 06:03:03 am

I learned it as

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
guess I'll go eat worms
big, fat juicy one
little, tiny squiggly ones
watch them wiggle and squirm

Bite their heads off, suck their guts out
throw the skins away
I don't see how birds can live off worms 3 times a day

Dorinda Oakes

4/23/2017 10:58:58 am

This is how i learned it in the early 70's

chris link

4/19/2017 03:25:17 pm

I sing this on my bus because my bus driver taught us...

Nobody loves me everybody hates me guess i'll go eat worms.
Long,slim,slimy ones big fat juicy ones ones that squiggle and squirm. Bite their heads off suck their juice out throw their skins away nobody knows how (someone's name) survives on worms three times a day. 1st ones easy 2nd ones greasy 3rd ones stuck in my throat 4th ones uh-oh 5th ones gee whiz 6th one came back up.(BURP!)

Pat Hadden

6/9/2017 06:34:27 am

Queens, NY 1960's:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I'm gonna eat some worms.
Big, fat, juicy ones,
little, bitty, ooky ones,
worms that squiggle and squirm.
First you bite the heads off,
then you suck the juices out,
then you throw the skins away.
Nobody knows how I can eat worms,
worms three times a day....
(shout) Without a pickle!
Worms three times a day.

Glenna

7/12/2017 04:53:14 am

Nobody likes me everybody hates me
Go to the garden & eat some worms
Ooey gooey gushy ones
Worms that wiggle & squirm
First one was greasy went down easy
2nd one stuck to my tongue
3rd one rusted
4th one busted
5th one began to run
Now you know what I like to eat 5 days a week
Go to the garden and eat some worms

Rando

10/6/2017 11:57:04 pm

haha. I was born in 1989. I know the first verse from my dad who would occasionally start randomly singing this song while bored. never heard the rest. When I'm feeling lonely, I think of this song... but alas I don't think anyone I know will get the reference.

Sally

1/18/2018 12:19:07 am

Nobody likes me
everybody hates me
going down the path to eat worms
Big, fat, juicy ones,
little, bitty, ooky ones,
Worms that wiggle & squirm
First one's greasy goes down easy
2nd one sticks to my tongue
3rd one rusts
4th one busts
5th one began to run
OOOOH
Going down the path to eat worms

Ann

2/14/2018 06:43:43 am

My version of this song learnt in tbe late 50s.

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
Think I'll go and eat worms!
Short ones long ones fat ones skinny ones
See how they wriggle and squirm
Bite all their heads off, suck all their juice out
Throw all their skins away
No-one knows how well one grows
On worms 3 times a day!

norma dench link

2/26/2018 09:45:38 am

This is the only version I have ever known.

Nobody loves me everybody hates me,
I'm going to the garden to eat worms,
long thin slimy ones slip down easily,
short fat fuzzy ones stick,
Nobody loves me everybody hates me
I'm going to the garden to be sick.

A very fore-shortened version, judging from the ones before, but that's all I can every remember saying (but not very often).

Alica

2/27/2018 11:24:34 pm

this is the one I leant

Everybody hates me nobody like me
I think I'll go and eat worms
Long thin slimy ones, Short fat juicy ones
ewey gooey ewey gooey worms

The long thin slimy ones slip down easily
The big fat fuzzy ones stick
The big fat fussy ones stick in your teeth
and the juice goes shllpp shllpp shllpp
(Shllpp- sucking air into mouth making slurping sound)

janat

4/6/2018 03:37:51 am

nobody loves me
everybody hates me
think i'll go and eat worms
long thin skinny ones
short fat furry ones
see how they squiggle and squirm

first you bite their heads off
then you suck the guts out
throw the skins away
nobody knows how much i thrive
on worms 3 times a day

the long thin skinny ones slide down easily
the short fat furry ones stick
the short fat furry ones stick in your gizzard
and the blood goes ick ick ick

Douglas

4/14/2018 07:47:56 pm

A buddy across the street from me sang this version a couple of times in the mid 1960s. I don't see it anywhere, so not sure where he got it from. I remember it as:

Nobody likes me,
everybody hates me,
Think I'll go eat worms,
Fat ones, skinny ones,
Little tiny squirmy ones,
Think I'll go eat worms.

Oh...
I'll...
Chop off the heads,
and cut off the tails,
and throw the skins away...

(I don't recall the last couple of lines now. I was laughing too hard by then to pay much attention to them.)

Wendy

4/24/2018 06:06:39 am

My dad use to sing this version to me as a kid:

Nobody loves me everybody hates me, im going to eat a worm.

The first one is easy, the second one is greasy and, the third

one wont go down! Yuck! LOL!!!

Nate Gruber

5/3/2018 08:58:56 am

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm going down the garden to eat worms

Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones stick

Bit off their heads and
Suck out the guts and
Throw the skins away

Nobody knows how I survive
On worms three times a day

madman2 link

5/3/2018 02:11:10 pm

Nobody likes me everybody hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms
The long thin slimy ones go down easily
The short fat hairy ones stick

etc

Clare

6/18/2018 10:39:57 pm

This is how I learnt the song in the 80's :)

Nobody loves me,
Everybody hates me,
I'm going down to eat worms.

Long thin slimy ones,
Short fat juicy ones,
Ewey gooey, ewey gooey worms!

*mmmm* Chomp their heads off,
*sucking noise* Suck their juice out,
* mime throwing away* Throw their skins away!

*rubs belly* Nobody knows how much I thrive on worms three times a day!

Richard

8/4/2018 11:05:29 am

Nobody likes us, everybody hates us,
let's go and eat some worms,
Long thin skinny ones, big fat juicy ones,
Watch out the little ones squirm!
Bite their heads off, suck all the juice out,
Throw their skins away.
Nobody knows how we can live on worms three times a day!

Louise

8/7/2018 08:00:27 am

Nobody loves me
Everybody hates me
I'm gonna eat some worms

Big fat juicy ones
Little tiny skinny ones
I'm gonna eat some worms

Chop off the heads
Suck out the guts
I'm gonna eat some worms

Stacey

9/14/2018 07:21:10 pm

I learned this song from my boss:

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me.
Guess I'll eat a worm

First one's greasy,
Goes down easy.
Guess I'll eat another.

Bite their heads off,
Suck out the custard
mmmm--mmmmm

Kate

9/19/2018 05:04:26 pm

I learned this in school in 1992:

Nobody like me
Everybody hates me
Think I’ll go and eat worms

Long, thin, skinny ones
Teeny, weeny, squeeny ones
See how they wiggle and squirm!

Chop off their heads and
Squeeze out the juice and
Throw their tails away

Nobody knows how I survive
On worms three times a day!

Kylie

10/19/2018 05:26:35 pm

I’ve always known it as

Nobody likes me
Everyone hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms
Big one little one
Fat ones skinny ones
I think I’ll go eat worms all day
Nobody knows I eat worms all day.

Ann Sternberg

1/5/2019 02:39:09 pm

Learned in the 1950s:

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me.
Think I'll eat some worms.
Big fat woolly ones, long slim slimy ones,
Big fat woolly, woolly worms.

The first one was easy. The second one was grease-y.
The third got stuck in my throat.
Big fat woolly ones, long slim slimy ones,
Big fat woolly woolly worms.

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