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We're Going on a Bear Hunt

6/4/2015

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Melody

In most version of the song, the melody is only sung for the first line of the repeated section.
Most other parts are spoken in rhyme.
We're Going on a Bear Hunt Melody
We're Going on a Bear Hunt Lyrics and Melody
Lyrics (echo in brackets)

We're goin' on a bear hunt 
(We're goin' on a bear hunt) 
We're going to catch a big one, 
(We're going to catch a big one,)I'm not scared
(I'm not scared)
What a beautiful day!
(What a beautiful day!)
 
Uh-uh! 
Grass! 
Long wavy grass. 
We can't go over it. 
We can't go under it. 
Oh no! 
We've got to go through it! 
Swishy swashy! Swishy swashy! Swishy swashy!

Chorus: We're going on a bear hunt...

Uh-uh! 
A river! 
A deep cold river. 
We can't go over it. 
We can't go under it. 
Oh no! 
We've got to go through it! 
Splash splosh! Splash splosh! Splash splosh! 

Chorus: We're going on a bear hunt...

Uh-uh! 
Mud! 
Thick oozy mud. 
We can't go over it, 
We can't go under it. 
Oh no! 
We've got to go through it! 
Squelch squerch! Squelch squerch! Squelch squerch! 

Chorus: We're going on a bear hunt...

Uh-uh! 
A forest! 
A big dark forest. 
We can't go over it. 
We can't go under it. 
Oh no! 
We've got to go through it! 
Stumble trip! Stumble trip! Stumble trip! 


Chorus: We're going on a bear hunt...

Uh-uh! 
A snowstorm! 
A swirling whirling snowstorm. 
We can't go over it. 
We can't go under it. 
Oh no! 
We've got to go through it! 
Hooo wooo! Hooo wooo! Hooo wooo! 

Chorus: We're going on a bear hunt...

Uh-uh! 
A cave! 
A narrow gloomy cave. 
We can't go over it. 
We can't go under it. 
We've got to go through it! 
Tiptoe! Tiptoe! Tiptoe! 
WHAT’S THAT! 
One shiny wet nose! 
Two big furry ears! 
Two big goggly eyes! 
IT’S A BEAR! 

Quick! 
Back through the cave! 
Tiptoe! Tiptoe! Tiptoe! 
Back through the snowstorm! 
Hoooo woooo! Hoooo woooo! Hoooo woooo! 
Back through the forest! 
Stumble trip! Stumble trip! Stumble trip! 
Back through the mud! 
Squelch squerch! Squelch squerch! Squelch squerch! 
Back through the river! 
Splash splosh! Splash splosh! Splash splosh! 
Back through the grass! 
Swishy swashy! Swishy swashy! Swishy swashy! 
Get to our front door. 
Open the door. 
Up the stairs 
Oh no! 
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Alice the Camel - Lyrics and Chords

8/29/2014

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Lyrics and Chords

C

Alice the camel has 5 humps, 
G                          C
Alice the camel has 5 humps,
C
Alice the camel has 5 humps,
C   G      C
Go Alice go, boom boom boom 

C
Alice the camel has 4 humps, 
G                          C
Alice the camel has 4 humps, 
C
Alice the camel has 4 humps, 
C   G      C
Go Alice go, boom boom boom 

Repeat while reducing numbers: 3, 2, 1, 0 

Last line: Alice is a horse of course!
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Galumph Went the Little Green Frog - Lyrics and Chords

8/25/2014

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Lyrics and Chords

Galumph went the little green frog one day, 
Galumph went the little green frog. 
Galumph went the little green frog one day, 
And they all went galumph galumph galumph 

But… we all know frogs go 
La de dah de dah 
La de dah de dah 
La de dah de dah 
We all know frogs go 
La de dah de dah 
They don’t go Galumph Galumph Galumph.

Variations: Der-Glumph or Da-Glumph may also be used
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Five Grey Elephants - Lyrics and Chords

8/9/2014

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Lyrics

One grey elephant balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
He thought it was such a wonderful stunt 
That he called for another elephant 

Two grey elepants balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
They thought it was such a wonderful stunt 
That they called for another elephant 

Three grey elephants balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
They thought it was such a wonderful stunt 
That they called for another elephant 

Four grey elephants balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
They thought it was such a wonderful stunt 
That they called for another elephant 

Five grey elephants balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
They thought it was such a wonderful stunt
That they called for another elephant

And what do you think happened?
They all fell off

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Do Your Ears Hang Low - Lyrics & Chords

8/2/2014

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Lyrics and Chords

G
Do your ears hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?
             D
Can you tie them in a bow?
             G
Can you toss them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?
           G     D      G
Do you ears hang low?


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    This is a collection of my favourite songs, rhymes, riddles and poems. Many of them I remember from my childhood and many of them I have discovered since then.

    I still sing many of these songs to this day, whether it is with my own children or the children that I teach at school. I find them a great means of stress relief both in and out of the classroom.

    Most of these songs should be in the public domain. You will also find that there are multiple versions for each song or rhyme. Please feel free to share your variation, request some sheet music or inform me of any funny songs that should be added to the list..

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