Popeye was a popular children's cartoon created back in 1929. Do you remember that year? If so, then please share with us your knowledge in the comments.

The lyrics below are based on the tune of Popeye the Sailor Man. What version do you know?

I’m Popeye the Sailor man I live in a garbage can
I eat all the worms and spit out the germs
I’m Popeye the Sailor man

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Here are some versions that we love that have been posted in the comments section

​I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a garbage can.
I always go swimming
With bald-headed women,
I'm Popeye the sailor man
​
Popeye the Sailor Man, he lived in a garbage can
He was strong to the fin-ich, cause he ate a steady diet of spinach.
He was Popeye the Sailor Man.

​I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I eat all the junk and I smell like a skunk
I'm Popeye the sailor man

Popeye the sailor man lived in a caravan
He opened the door and fell through the floor
He’s Popeye the sailor man toot toot​

This Spotify list of gross, disgusting, silly, but funny songs. You'll hear about treading dog poo, farting in class, how to wee in the toilet if you're a boy, eating play do and hocking loogie's.

If you like the funny versions of Popeye the Sailor Man then you'll love these songs

There were ten in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

There were nine in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

There were eight in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

There were seven in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

There were six in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5

There were five in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4

There were four in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3

There were three in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2

There were two in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1

Free Sheet Music from Funny Songs for Kids

Lyrics

Well, I saw the thing
A comin' out of the sky
It had a one long horn
And a one big eye
I commenced to shakin'
And I said "oohwee
It looks like a Purple
People Eater to me"

It was a one-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' Purple People Eater
One-eyed, one-horned 
Flyin' Purple People Eater
Sure looked strange to me
One eye

Well, he came down to earth
And he lit in a tree
I said, "Mister Purple People Eater,
Don't eat me"
I heard him say
In a voice so gruff,
I wouldn't eat you
Cause you're so tough

It was a one-eyed, one-horned 
Flyin' Purple People Eater
One-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' Purple People Eater
One-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people Eater
Sure looked strange to me
One horn

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Lyrics

All around the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun.
Pop! goes the weasel.

A penny for a spool of thread,
A penny for a needle.
That's the way the money goes.
Pop! goes the weasel.

Up and down the City Road,
In and out of the Eagle,
That's the way the money goes.
Pop! goes the weasel.

Half a pound of tuppenney rice,
Half a pound of treacle,
Mix it up and make it nice,
Pop! goes the weasel. 

Lyrics

Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York.
He had ten thousand men.
He marched them up
to the top of the hill.
And he marched
them down again.

And when they were up, they were up.
And when they were down, they were down.
But when they were only halfway up,
They were neither up nor down.

Lyrics

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.

Then fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it.

With what should I fix it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I fix it, dear Liza, with what?

With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, with a straw.

But the straw is too long, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The straw is too long, dear Liza, too long.

Then cut it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then cut it dear Henry, dear Henry, cut it!

With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, with what?

With a knife, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a knife, dear Henry, an knife.

But the knife is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The knife is too dull, dear Liza, too dull.

Then, sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then sharpen it dear Henry, dear Henry, sharpen it!

With what should I sharpen it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I sharpen, dear Liza, with what?

With a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, a stone.

But the stone is too dry, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The stone is too dry, dear Liza, too dry.

Then wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then wet it dear Henry, dear Henry, wet it.

With what should I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I wet it, dear Liza, with what?

With water, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With water, dear Henry, dear Henry, with water.

But how shall I get it?, dear Liza, dear Liza,
But how shall I get it?, dear Liza, with what?

In the bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
In the bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, in the bucket!

But there's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.

Lyrics and Chords

                C                        G
This is the song that doesn't end
                                         C
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
                                                    D
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
                                             G
And they'll continue singing it forever, just because...

Repeat
Key Change (up a semitone)

 C#                        G#
This is the song that doesn't end
                                         C#
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
                                                    D#
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
                                             G#
And they'll continue singing it forever, just because...

(repeat ad infinitum)

Lyrics

You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn around
That's what it's all about

Whoa do the Hokey Pokey
Whoa do the Hokey Pokey
Whoa do the Hokey Pokey
That's what it's all about

You put your left foot in
You take your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn around
That's what it's all about

Whoa do the Hokey Pokey x 3
That's what it's all about

You put your right hand in
You take your right hand out
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn around
That's what it's all about

Whoa do the Hokey Pokey x 3 
That's what it's all about

You put your left hand in
You take your left hand out
You put your left hand in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey 
And you turn around
That's what it's all about

Whoa do the Hokey Pokey x 3 
That's what it's all about

You put your whole self in
You take your whole self out
You put your whole self in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn around
That's what it's all about

Whoa do the Hokey Pokey x 3 
That's what it's all about

Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane?

Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.