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Do Your Ears Hang Low - Lyrics & Chords

8/2/2014

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Lyrics and Chords

G
Do your ears hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?
             D
Can you tie them in a bow?
             G
Can you toss them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?
           G     D      G
Do you ears hang low?


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A Hunting We Will Go

8/1/2014

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Lyrics


A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a fox and put him in a box
And then we'll let him go

A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a fish and put him on a dish
And then we'll let him go

A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a bear and cut his hair
And then we'll let him go

A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a pig and dance a little jig
And then we'll let him go

A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a giraffe and make him laugh
And then we'll let him go !


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Down by the Bay

7/29/2014

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Lyrics and Chords

Down by the bay 
Where the watermelons grow 
Back to my home 
I dare not go 
For if I do 
My mother will say 
"Did you ever see a fly 
Wearing a tie?" 
Down by the bay.

Down by the bay 
Where the watermelons grow 
Back to my home 
I dare not go 
For if I do 
My mother will say 
"Did you ever see a bear 
Combing his hair?" 
Down by the bay. 

Down by the bay 
Where the watermelons grow 
Back to my home 
I dare not go 
For if I do 
My mother will say 
"Did you ever see a moose 
Kissing a goose?" 
Down by the bay.

Down by the bay 
Where the watermelons grow 
Back to my home 
I dare not go 
For if I do 
My mother will say 
"Did you ever see a whale 
With a polka dot tail?" 
Down by the bay. 

Down by the bay 
Where the watermelons grow 
Back to my home
I dare not go 
For if I do 
My mother will say 
"Did you ever see a llama 
Wearing pajamas?" 
Down by the bay. 

Down by the bay 
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home 
I dare not go 
For if I do 
My mother will say 
"Did you ever have a time 
When you couldn't make a rhyme?" 
Down by the bay
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Pop Goes the Weasel

7/15/2014

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Lyrics

All around the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun.
Pop! goes the weasel.


A penny for a spool of thread,
A penny for a needle.
That's the way the money goes.
Pop! goes the weasel.


Up and down the City Road,
In and out of the Eagle,
That's the way the money goes.
Pop! goes the weasel.


Half a pound of tuppenney rice,
Half a pound of treacle,
Mix it up and make it nice,
Pop! goes the weasel. 

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The Grand Old Duke of York

7/14/2014

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Lyrics

Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York.
He had ten thousand men.
He marched them up
to the top of the hill.
And he marched
them down again.

And when they were up, they were up.
And when they were down, they were down.
But when they were only halfway up,
They were neither up nor down.

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What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor / O Sinner Man

6/27/2014

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This version of 'What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor / O Sinner Man' can be sung in two groups.
Group 1 sings the left column and group 2 is to sing the right column at the same time as group 1.

Chords given below

Lyrics

Group 1
Verse 1.
What shall we do with the drunken sailor
What shall we do with the drunken sailor
What shall we do with the drunken sailor
Early* in the morning

Chorus

Hooray and up she rises
Hooray and up she rises
Hooray and up she rises
Hooray and up she rises

Verse 2.

Put him in the long 'til he's sober, x 3
Early in the morning

Verse 3.

Pull out the plug and wet him all over x 3
Early in the morning

Verse 4.

Put him in in the scuppers with a hose pipe on him x 3
Early in the morning
Group 2
Verse 1.
O sinner man, where will you run to
O sinner man, where will you run to
O sinner man, where will you run to
All on that day

Chorus

Run to the rocks, rocks won't you hide me?
Run to the rocks, rocks won't you hide me?
Run to the rocks, rocks won't you hide me?
All on that day

Verse 2.

Run to the sea, sea is a-boiling, x 3
All on that day

Verse 3. 

Run to the Lord, Lord won't you hide me x 3
All on that day

Verse 4.

O Sinner man, should bin a-praying x 3
All on that day
*Note - Early can be pronounced, Earl-eye

Chords

Verse 1.
Dm
What shall we do with the drunken sailor
C
What shall we do with the drunken sailor
Dm
What shall we do with the drunken sailor
F        C       Dm
Early* in the morning

Chorus

Dm
Hooray and up she rises
C
Hooray and up she rises
Dm
Hooray and up she rises
F
Early in the morning

*Same chords for each verse and chorus
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Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree

6/11/2014

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Lyrics

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree,
Merry merry king of the bush is he.
Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh, Kookaburra,
Gay your life must be!

Variation - Kookaburra Sits on the Telephone Wire

Lyrics

Kookaburra sits on the telephone wire
Jumping up and down with his pants on fire
Laugh, kookaburra laugh
Kookaburra hot your pants must be
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Waltzing Matilda

6/11/2014

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Lyrics

Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled:
"Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me?"

Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled:
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."

Down came a jumbuck to drink at that billabong.
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee.
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag:
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."

Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me",
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag:
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."

Up rode the squatter, mounted on his thoroughbred.
Down came the troopers, one, two, and three.
"Whose that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."

Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me",
"Whose that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."

Up jumped the swagman and sprang into the billabong.
"You'll never take me alive!" said he
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong:
"Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me?"

Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me",
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong:
"Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me?"

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    About

    This is a collection of my favourite songs, rhymes, riddles and poems. Many of them I remember from my childhood and many of them I have discovered since then.

    I still sing many of these songs to this day, whether it is with my own children or the children that I teach at school. I find them a great means of stress relief both in and out of the classroom.

    Most of these songs should be in the public domain. You will also find that there are multiple versions for each song or rhyme. Please feel free to share your variation, request some sheet music or inform me of any funny songs that should be added to the list..

    David Thurlow, 
    Creator of Funny Songs for Kids

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