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Version by David Thurlow

Nobody likes me everybody hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms
Long ones, short ones, fat ones skinny ones,
Ones that squiggle and squirm
Bite their heads off suck their guts out throw their skins away
Nobody knows that I eat worms, 3 times a day

Got the wiggle wiggle, got the wiggle hey
Got the wiggle wiggle
Got the wiggle wiggle, got the wiggle hey
Got the wiggle wiggle

Wait a minute, I don't feel good
I ate more worms than I probably should
I've got friends but we sometimes fight
And I know tomorrow we make it right
I know that they like me, not everyone hates me
So maybe I shouldn't eat worms
But it feels so good to sing this song
It makes me feel better even though it's wrong so

​Nobody likes me everybody hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms
Long ones, short ones, fat ones skinny ones,
Ones that squiggle and squirm
Bite their heads off suck their guts out throw their skins away
Nobody knows that I eat worms, 3 times a day

Got the wiggle wiggle, got the wiggle hey
Got the wiggle wiggle
Got the wiggle wiggle, got the wiggle hey
Got the wiggle wiggle

Lyrics and Chords

F
One, two, three, four, five,
                         Bb
Once I caught a fish alive,

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
C               F
Then I let it go again.

F
Why did you let it go?
                           Bb
Because it bit my finger so.

Which finger did it bite?
C                     F  
This little finger on the right.

Lyrics and Chords

With my hands on my head what have we here? 
This is my brain thinker my teacher dear, 
Brain thinker, brain thinker nicky nacky nocky noo, 
That's what they taught me when I went to school

With my hands on my eyes what have we here? 
These are my eye blinkers my teacher dear, 
Eye blinkers, brain thinker nicky nacky nocky noo, 
That's what they taught me when I went to school
 
With my hands on my nose what have we here? 
This is my smell boxer my teacher dear, 
Smell boxer, eye blinkers, brain thinker nicky nacky nocky noo, 
Thats' what they taught me when I went to school

With my hands on my chin what have we here? 
This is my chin wagger my teacher dear, 
Chin wagger, smell boxer, eye blinkers, brain thinker nicky nacky nocky noo, 
Thats' what they taught me when I went to school

With my hands on my chest, what have we here? 
This is my chest cougher my teacher dear, 
Chest cougher, chin wagger, smell boxer, eye blinker, brain thinker nicky nacky nocky noo, 
That's what they taught me when I went to school

With my hands on my tum, what have we here? 
This is my bread basket my teacher dear, bread basket, chest cougher, chin wagger, smell boxer, eye blinker, brain thinker nicky nacky nocky noo, 
that's what they taught me when I went to school

With my hands on my knees, what have we here? 
These are my knee knockers my teacher dear, 
knee knockers, bread basket, chest cougher, chin wagger, smell boxer, 
eye blinker, brain thinker, nicky nacky nocky noo, 
that's what they taught me when I went to school

With my hands on my toes, what have we here? 
These are my toe tappers my teacher dear, 
toe tappers, knee knockers, bread basket, chest cougher, chin wagger,
smell boxer, eye blinker, brain thinker, nicky nacky nocky noo, 
that's what they taught me when I went to school!


Variations: In some versions the word mama is used instead of teacher.

Lyrics and Chords
(first round can be sung as an echo with a leader and group)

My highland goat
Was feeling fine 
He ate three shirts 
Off my back line

I took a stick 
Gave him a whack 
And tied him to 
The railway track

The whistle blew 
The train drew nigh 
My highland goat 
Was sure to die

I took a knife 
And cut that rope 
And set him free 
My highland goat

My highland goatie-oatie-oatie-oatie-oat 
Was feeling finey-iney-iney-iney-ine 
He ate three shirty-irty-irty-irty-irts 
Off my back liney-iney-iney-iney-ine

I took a sticky-icky-icky-icky-ick
Gave him a whacky-acky-acky-acky--ack
And tied him tooey-ooey-ooey-ooey-oo
The railway tracky-acky-acky-acky-ack

The whistle blewie-ewie-ewie-ewie-ewe
The train drew nighey-ighey-ighey-ighey-igh
My highland goatie-oatie-oatie-oatie-oat
Was sure to die-ee-i-ee-i-ee-i-ee-i

I took a knifey-ifey-ifey-ifey-ife
And cut that ropey-opey-opey-opey-ope
And set him free-e-ee-e-ee-e-ee-e-ee
My highland goatie-oatie-oatie-oatie-oat

Variations: Bill Grogan's Goat

Lyrics and Chords

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall 
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall 
All the kings horses and all the kings men 
Couldn't put Humpty together again

Lyrics and Chords

C
Alice the camel has 5 humps, 
G                          C
Alice the camel has 5 humps,
C
Alice the camel has 5 humps,
C   G      C
Go Alice go, boom boom boom 

C
Alice the camel has 4 humps, 
G                          C
Alice the camel has 4 humps, 
C
Alice the camel has 4 humps, 
C   G      C
Go Alice go, boom boom boom 

Repeat while reducing numbers: 3, 2, 1, 0 

Last line: Alice is a horse of course!

Lyrics and Chords

Galumph went the little green frog one day, 
Galumph went the little green frog. 
Galumph went the little green frog one day, 
And they all went galumph galumph galumph 

But… we all know frogs go 
La de dah de dah 
La de dah de dah 
La de dah de dah 
We all know frogs go 
La de dah de dah 
They don’t go Galumph Galumph Galumph.

Variations: Der-Glumph or Da-Glumph may also be used

Lyrics

One grey elephant balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
He thought it was such a wonderful stunt 
That he called for another elephant 

Two grey elepants balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
They thought it was such a wonderful stunt 
That they called for another elephant 

Three grey elephants balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
They thought it was such a wonderful stunt 
That they called for another elephant 

Four grey elephants balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
They thought it was such a wonderful stunt 
That they called for another elephant 

Five grey elephants balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
They thought it was such a wonderful stunt
That they called for another elephant

And what do you think happened?
They all fell off

Lyrics and Chords

         F
There once was a man named Michael Finnegan
C
He grew whiskers on his chinnegan
       F
The wind came up and blew them in again
C                       F
Poor old Michael Finnegan, Begin again

Lyrics and Chords

G
Do your ears hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?
             D
Can you tie them in a bow?
             G
Can you toss them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?
           G     D      G
Do you ears hang low?

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