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On the Ning Nang Nong

7/16/2014

57 Comments

 
On the Ning Nang Nong 
Where the Cows go Bong! 
and the monkeys all say BOO! 
There's a Nong Nang Ning 
Where the trees go Ping! 
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo. 
On the Nong Ning Nang 
All the mice go Clang 
And you just can't catch 'em when they do! 
So its Ning Nang Nong 
Cows go Bong! 
Nong Nang Ning 
Trees go ping 
Nong Ning Nang 
The mice go Clang 
What a noisy place to belong 
cause it's the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong

Words by Spike Milligan
57 Comments
chelsea bernard link
10/7/2016 09:27:38 pm

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Bob link
4/20/2017 05:41:11 am

Lots to be found in my area of my home town park park and park city park on a small park in a park and the city of a small city state and city state that was the first time the state had been able for a long long battle for each of us to go to war and then the war was not long before they came and he came he had to make the point he had been in a long long time to go and I found out that the god city is the first time I had a long time to do that I was never came to a long long time ago he was a very famous person and he was not the only person who had been in a war with the god war and war with he was had to be the first only person who had was known to for the war and war with the father he had a war of power in his own father who had spent time in war with a father and he had been in war with China a long war and he was a war under a tree and war of god.


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Joe
8/23/2017 05:48:10 pm

Joe

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Ash
11/8/2017 07:40:08 pm

Hi joe

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magie
3/5/2018 05:55:23 pm

hello ash

Max link
3/12/2020 10:36:59 am

I like it

Kai link
3/12/2020 10:40:45 am

Love💤

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John
8/7/2018 06:34:31 pm

I’m thinking Bob’s reply is a pretty good poem in its own right. Hi Magie.

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STEVE
11/1/2018 06:23:32 pm

Hello JOHN

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Flick
11/1/2018 06:36:43 pm

Wussup Steve, your probably a pretty cool guy

Mike from myers
11/1/2018 06:38:20 pm

YA YEET FLICK

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Bambi
11/1/2018 06:38:57 pm

Hey guys y'all sound like real nice dudes.

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Flop the bunny
11/1/2018 06:39:48 pm

You too ;) ;)

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Bambi
11/1/2018 06:40:40 pm

No thanks.

Nameless Bambi hunter
11/1/2018 06:41:35 pm

Come here you vermin

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Save the forest
11/1/2018 06:43:42 pm

Get away from that beautiful creature Bambi Hunter

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Bambi
11/1/2018 06:45:00 pm

I'm majestic and endangered, you wouldn't hunt a protected species would you?

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Will
11/1/2018 06:45:55 pm

Who is this? Why are you on this website making a role-play?

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BAMBI
11/1/2018 06:56:48 pm

I was giving a preview to my amazing NEW hollywood play at https://prettysimplesweet.com/sweet-potato-soup/

It's pretty great

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The Real Bami
11/1/2018 06:58:49 pm

That was NOT me please stop this imposter!

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THE REAL REAL BAMBI
11/1/2018 06:59:58 pm

That previous comment was the same person! Please stop this impostor!

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Phil
11/1/2018 07:02:03 pm

What the hell is this comment section, I just wanted to find the lyrics for my son!

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Ning Nanger
5/7/2019 04:14:26 am

😂😂😂

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Will
11/1/2018 07:05:09 pm

Guys, please stop using this website as an e-mailing site. Every day when I go to work, I look at this web-site to remind me of my poor daughter who has an ear infection. Every day is pain for her, so I keep her happy by showing her a video every day. Now when she wants to listen to "bing bang bong" with her aching ears she reads these comments and cries at the thought of humanity, so PLEASE stop this. Please help my daughter.

-Will

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Will
11/1/2018 07:08:34 pm

I apologise for my previous comment. I went too far.

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The Real Real Real Bambi
11/28/2018 01:36:19 pm

Too far? What does that mean?

yolo
11/1/2018 07:08:55 pm

Well, you're not getting it.

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11/1/2018 07:11:57 pm

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FUNNY SONGS FOR KIDS
11/1/2018 07:25:56 pm

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We are glad to see you are all enjoying our site, but please refrain from using the comments for alternate purposes as we have received a complaint. If we receive any more distressed users we will be forced to take immediate action.
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BobTheBobTheBuilders
11/27/2018 08:06:12 pm

You seem like pretty fun guys.

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Will
11/27/2018 10:12:49 pm

Why are you on this website making a role-play... AGAIN? I'm just trying to show my daughter the "bing bang bong"!

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BOBTHEBOBTHEBUILDERS
11/28/2018 01:19:16 pm

*glows radiantly*

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Mike From Myers
11/29/2018 12:08:08 am

YA YEET BOB.

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THE REAL MIKE FROM MYERS
11/29/2018 03:03:04 am

Hey! You're copying me you impostor!

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Bill
11/29/2018 03:56:08 pm

Um... what is this comment section? I just wanted to find the lyrics for my daughter!

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Neve
1/13/2019 09:52:04 am

everyone is saying hi to the person before then so....


Hi Bill!!!!!

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Bill
1/30/2019 02:45:05 pm

Actually, my name is Billllllbooooo BAGins.

Bye Neve.

Tinky Winky
3/9/2019 11:42:26 pm

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BOGBOG THE FROG
3/17/2019 04:40:02 pm

Tinky winky killed my family!!! I SHALL AVENGE THEM!

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GrogBogNog the slippery frog
3/21/2019 10:01:11 pm

Oh my God! BogBog I thought you were gone; PogPog and I are safe. We made a new home in Mexico after the fires. We thought you were dead. Meet me behind the Caloundra Kmart tonight. RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT

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BOGBOG THE FROG
3/21/2019 10:02:24 pm

Yes my love we shall be a family once more!

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Gollum
5/7/2019 10:08:23 pm

Yum yum yum 2 frogs in my *slurps* TUMMY

Banana poo
7/21/2019 09:05:05 pm

Mmmmmm Gollum

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My name is required
2/8/2020 03:16:59 am

This place is a secret treasure trove. I love it!

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Joe 'Mama' Joe
3/10/2021 03:19:04 pm

Ask me who Joe is

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Cate
3/10/2021 03:19:56 pm

Who's Joe?

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Joe 'Mama' Joe, CEO of comedy
3/10/2021 03:20:57 pm

Joe Nuts

Cate
3/10/2021 03:31:08 pm

This is a lamentable musical composition. Mostly because of the people, but now this melodical arrangement only incites rage in me! Honestly, Joe Nuts? Authentically? Are the people on this symposium of knowledge 3? I expected to peregrinate here and re-heedfully aurally perceive the greatest hits of 2014, not suffer through an onslaught of abhorrence!

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Bob
3/16/2021 03:39:05 pm

Cope harder

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Giorno
5/23/2021 10:10:46 pm

I had a dream until I saw this.

Bruno
5/23/2021 10:12:41 pm

What happened to this place?

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Ben
6/6/2021 04:55:12 pm

Who's Bruno?

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Camillo
2/12/2022 11:29:09 pm

We don't talk about Bruno...

Jerry
5/7/2022 02:05:22 am

What is wrong with y'all?

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Romanda
5/17/2022 05:05:24 pm

I think I can answer your question. You see, the nature of the 'ning nang nong' leads to those drawn to it to naturally appreciate 'random humour'. Perhaps it human nature to develop a sense of humour based on the poems and song you hear when growing up. Nevertheless, there is a selection bias in a way, when looking at the commenters of this poem, as only a certain group of people will be commenting, let alone coming to this website. Therefore, I conclude that the answer to the question "What is wrong with y'all?" is these people have a sense of humour that finds spamming "I am the purple Tellytubby" funny. This or it's part of a mental ward's rehabilitation program to come to this website.

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Amon
8/14/2022 07:24:25 pm

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Phil
9/7/2022 08:49:04 pm

Haha. I enjoyed this song when I was a kid.

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