Lyrics  (Warning - May contain lyrics that are disturbing for some children and/or adults)
 
I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee -
OUCH! It stung me!

I'm squishin' up my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm squishin' up my baby bumble bee -
EW! What a mess!

I'm lickin' up my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm lickin' up my baby bumble bee -
ICK! I feel sick!

I'm barfin' up my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm barfin' up my baby bumble bee -
OH! What a mess!

I'm wipin' up my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm wipin' up my baby bumble bee -
OOPS! Mommy's new towel!

I'm wringin' out my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm wringing out my baby bumble bee -
Bye-Bye baby bumble bee! 

Lyrics (The Three Bears Rap)

Once upon a time in a nursery rhyme there were three bears.
(click, click, click)

A Mama and a Papa and a wee bear. (click, click, click)
One day when they went walkin' and a-talkin' in the woods.


Along came a girl with long, golden hair. (click, click, click)


”Someone’s been sitting in my chair,” said the Papa bear.

“Someone’s been sitting in my chair,” said the Mama bear.


“Hey, Mama Three Bear,” said the little wee bear,
 “Someone has broken my chair.”


Yeah!


“Someone’s been tasting my porridge,” said the Papa bear.

”Someone’s been tasting my porridge,” said the Mama bear.


“Hey, Mama Three Bear,” said the little wee bear,
”Someone has eaten my porridge."


Yeah!


“Someone’s been sitting on my bed,” said the Papa bear.

”Someone’s been sitting on my bed,” said the Mama bear.


“Hey, Mama Three Bear,” said the little wee bear,
”Someone is here in my bed.”


Yeah!!


Goldilocks woke up and broke up the party. (click, click, click)

"Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye," said the Papa bear.
(wave hand)

”Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, ” said the Mama bear.
(wave other hand)

"Hey, Mama Three Bear," said the little wee bear, 
"Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye."
(wave both hands)


Yeah!


Lyrics

Little Rabbit Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping 'em on the head

And down came the Good Fairy
And she said
"Little Rabbit Foo Foo
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping 'em on the head.”

“I'll give you 3 chances
And then I'll turn you into a goon!”

The next day…

(Repeat two more times with 2 and 1 chances)

I gave you three chances.
Now I'll turn you into a goon!"
(POOF!)

Free sheet music from funny songs for kids - Silly songs and sing-alongs

Knock, knock, knock, knock - 
Hear the knockings four!
Each a knock for someone standing
At our kitchen door

The first is a beggerman,
The second is a thief,
The third is a pirate,
And the fourth a robber chief.

Close all the windows,
Lock the door, and then
Call for the policeman quick
To catch those four bad men!

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