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Magalina Hagalina

5/1/2015

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Lyrics (See below for variations. There are many!!)

There was a funny girl, she had a funny name 
She got it from her pappy just the same, same, same. 
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two hairs on the top of her head 
One was alive and the other was dead. 
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).  

She had two eyes at the front of her head 
One was green and the other was red.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two teeth in the middle of her mouth 
One pointed north and the other pointed south.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).  

She had two holes in the middle of her noes 
One for fingers and the other for her toes 
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).

She had two lips, two beautiful lips,
Shaped just like two battleships.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two knees in the middle of her legs
One liked bacon and the other like eggs
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

Her ears stuck out like the sails of a boat 
Her Adam’s apple wandered up and down her throat.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).  

She loved to polish her fingernails 
She bought her polish in ten-gallon pails.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two feet size 40 and a half
One took a shower and the other took a bath
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).

Variations (please share your own)

Name 

  • Catalina Madalina
  • Catalina Magdalina
  • Cadalina Magdalina
  • Magdalina Hagdalena
  • Maggalina Haggalina
  • Hagalina Magalina


  • Ooka Toka Oka Noka Poka
  • Hoopin Stina, Walla dina Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name.
  • Ooka Sonna Donna Wanna Poka, Loka was her name.
  • Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan
  • Roonsteiner Walkenbiener, Hogan Bogan Logan
  • Rubensteinen Wallendinen Hogan Bogan Logan 


Please share your version of the song in the comments below
49 Comments
Hildreth
8/22/2015 10:15:08 am

Hoopenstocken Walkenstein Ahoga Loga Moga

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FS4K link
10/13/2015 10:38:34 pm

Thanks for sharing!

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STEVE HILL
11/27/2015 05:15:17 pm

Last verse: sing slowly
A ten-ton truck hit poor Magalina,
Poor old driver had to buy a new machine,
Magalina Hagalina, Oopatalka Walkatalka, Okamoka Poka was her name!

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Leslie Corrinne Dickerson
9/20/2021 05:45:40 pm

We sung this version. Love it!

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Michelle Grajeda
7/17/2016 10:19:52 pm

She had two dimples in the middle of her someone pointed out and the other pointed in

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Donna Garrett
9/9/2016 09:50:09 pm

Tagalina Magalina

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Cathey link
5/2/2017 12:04:46 am

Madalena Catalina rubinstiener walabiner Hogan mogan slogan was her name!
She had two hairs on the top of her head, one was blond and the other was red!
Ohhh madalena Catalina rubinstiener walabiner Hogan mogan slogan was her name!
She had two teeth in the middle of her mouth, one pointed north and the other one south!
Oh madalena Catalina rubinstiener walabiner Hogan mogan slogan was her name!
She had two hips like battle ships, one stood still while the other took trips! Ohhh madalena Catalina rubinstiener walabiner Hogan mogan slogan was her name!
She had two feet like bathroom mats, I never got to ask her how they got like that! Ohhh madalena Catalina rubinstiener walabiner Hogan mogan slogan was her name!!!

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Nan
7/31/2017 07:43:03 pm

Magdalena catalina oopsie gonna wanna wanna hogan Bogan Logan was her name ( insert grunt)

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Jillian
8/31/2017 01:08:23 pm

Ooka Toka Waka Toka Oaka Moka Poka

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Will
10/1/2017 07:09:20 pm

Heggalina Eggalina oaka poka woka toka occa taka waka was her namr

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Tj
12/13/2020 10:15:20 am

This is the one I remember

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Lorne
10/2/2017 08:59:49 pm

Magalina Hagalina Hooka Talka Walka Talka Oka Noka Polka

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Gretta
10/9/2017 03:43:54 pm

Last verse as I heard it

A two-ton truck hit Magaline
Poor old guy had to buy a new machine
Magalina Hagalina...

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Mani link
10/28/2017 06:24:00 am

Oaka, Poka, Loka. I love you. Its amazing.

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A Griot's Spin link
10/31/2017 12:05:19 pm

Learned this song when I was a Girl Scout. Chorus was-- Magalina Hagalina Oopa Taka Waka Taka Oka Moka Poka was her name.

Final verse: One day a truck ran over Magalina... Poor truck driver had to buy a new machina!

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Tabs
1/23/2018 03:02:13 am

Magalina Hagalina Umpsalla Walla Walla-
Oaka Poka Noka was her name!

She head two hairs on the top of her head,
One was alive and the other was dead!
Magalina Hagalina Umpsalla Walla Walla-
Oaka Poka Noka was her name!

She had two teeth in the front of her mouth,
One went North and the other went South!
Magalina Hagalina Umpsalla Walla Walla-
Oaka Poka Noka was her name!

She head to eyes in the front head head,
One was green and the other was red!
Magalina Hagalina Umpsalla Walla Walla-
Oaka Poka Noka was her name!

She had neck like a ten feet pole,
Right in the middle was a big fat mole!
Magalina Hagalina Umpsalla Walla Walla-
Oaka Poka Noka was her name!

She had two lumps on the front of her chest,
One went East and the other went West!
Magalina Hagalina Umpsalla Walla Walla-
Oaka Poka Noka was her name!

She had two feet size forty-eight,
Half the size of the Empire State!
Magalina Hagalina Umpsalla Walla Walla-
Oaka Poka Noka was her name!

(Slowly, somber)
A ten ton truck hit Mag-ga-lin-naaa...

(Fast)
...Poor old man had to buy a new machine!

Magalina Hagalina Umpsalla Walla Walla-
Oaka Poka Noka was her name!

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Tabs
1/23/2018 03:08:02 am

*of her head
Not head head
and *ten foot
not ten feet

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Liz
4/25/2018 06:37:02 pm

Agalina Bagalina Oopsta Walkalana Hoka Hoka Poka was her name (my friend says "Wana Hoka Poka")

She had 10 hairs on her head 5 are alive and the other 5 are dead

Agalina Bagalina Oopsta Walkalana Hoka Hoka Poka was her name

She had 2 eyes in her head one is blue and the other ones red

Agalina Bagalina Oopsta Walkalana Hoka Hoka Poka was her name

She had 2 moles on the end of her nose one is short and the other one grows

Agalina Bagalina Oopsta Walkalana Hoka Hoka Poka was her name

She had 2 teeth in her mouth one points north and the other points south

Agalina Bagalina Oopsta Walkalana Hoka Hoka Poka was her name

ANNNNNNDDDDD SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL DAME!

LOL my mom taught me this song and I think she learned it in girl scouts as a young girl. So fun to hear all the different versions!

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Joshua
7/1/2018 10:36:27 pm

Hagalina magalina woopenstein awopenstein amoga moga moga was her name.

She had two hairs on her head one was alive and the other one dead.

Hagalina magalina woopenstein awopenstein amoga moga moga was her name.

She had two eyes in her head one was yellow and the other one red.

Hagalina magalina woopenstein awopenstein amoga moga moga was her name.

She had two teeth in her mouth one pointed north and the other one south.

Hagalina magalina woopenstein awopenstein amoga moga moga was her name.

She had ten toes one her feet when she walked they all would meet.

Hagalina magalina woopenstein awopenstein amoga moga moga was her name.

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St Gemme Dana
3/14/2023 07:36:25 pm

This is version I remember. I grew up in the Midwest. I wonder if it’s a regional thing. I had to look this up because my husband said I made it up!!

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Amanda
7/6/2018 10:44:19 pm

magalina hagalina oka talka walka talka oka moka poka was her name
she had to feet as big as a bat
no body knows how they got like that

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Brittany
7/16/2018 03:44:44 pm

She had a wart on the end of her chin, said it was a dimple but a dimple goes in

(Sing slowly)
A tennnnn tonnnn truckkkk
Ran over magalina
(sing fast)
And the poor truck driver had to get a new machina

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Howard Hemen
9/2/2018 06:56:31 pm

Hagalina Magalina Wifflestomper Wafflestomper Hogan Bogan Logan was her name...
She had to brains in her head
one was alive at the other was dead

She had two teeth in her mouth
one went North and the other went south
She had two buttons on her belly
one for peanut butter the other for jelly

She had two apples in her eyes
one for mother and the other for pies

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Margy
9/8/2018 02:49:48 am

agalene magaline oot start morton as hogga Moga was her name. She has 2 brains in her head, one was alive and the other was dead
She had two teeth in her mouth. One pointed north and the other pointed south. She had two eyes in her head. One was yellow and the other was red.she had two toes on her feet, when she walked they would meet. She had a nose like a b48 and a butt that Swang like a garden gate. Hahaha that’s how my mom sang it to me when I was a kid

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Nikki
10/23/2018 06:30:27 pm

Magalinna Kagalinna Hopasteina Walladeina Oka Poka Lola was her name...

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Anne
11/16/2018 09:48:45 am

She wore a dress made from a flour sack,
It buttoned in the front and was open in the back.

Hagdalina, Magdalina, Hoopensteiner Wallendiner, Hogum, Logum, Bogum was her name!

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Julie Miller link
1/28/2019 07:11:46 am

She had a nose like a P38
Hind end swung like a garden gate

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JJ
1/31/2019 06:32:00 am

Hagalina Magalina Boomskallah Whatskallah Hugga Bugga Bugga

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David Marshall
5/3/2019 05:34:28 pm

Hagalina magalina loop Stein a wall, Dina hoke a poka loka was her name

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Tamera
5/23/2019 08:22:25 am

The version I learned was:
Hagalina Magalina looks stina walka dina hoka loka poka was her name

She had 2 hairs on her head, one was alive and the other one was dead

She had to eyes in hear head one was green and the other one was red

She has 2 holes in her nose, one was open and the other one was closed

She had 2 teeth in her mouth, one turned north and the other pointed south

She had 2 arms on her body one knew Judo and the other knew Karate

She had 2 feet size 40 and a half, one took a shower and the other took a bath


There was also something about fruit, but I can’t remenber. I am looking for that one.

This song always stuck with me because after we learned the song our teacher had us draw her. It was a fun project.

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Ellen
7/15/2019 04:26:04 pm

Chorus is the same.

She had ten hairs on her head, five were alive and the others were dead.
She had two eyes in her head, one was purple and the other was red.
She had two holes in her nose, one stays shut while the other grows and grows.
She had two frogs in her throat, one swam forward while the other backstroked.
She had two hips like battle ships, one stayed put while the other goes on trips.
She had two feet on her legs, don't know why I forgot to ask 'bout that!

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Allie
7/21/2019 01:00:35 pm

Ours was always Catalina Madalina Hoopensteiner Walendiner Hogan Logan Bogan 😂

But grandpa would always sing it “she had the most beautiful hairs on her head ten were livin and ten were dead” or “she had the most beautiful teeth in her mouth” etc. I like that rendition better. He passed away a couple days ago so it’s such a sweet reminder that he always made things more positive than they were. ❤️

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Scott M
1/25/2020 12:08:34 am

Hagalina Magalina oops started walkin’ down the road to oda goda was her name.

She had two horns on her head, one was alive and the other was dead...

She had two teeth in her mouth, one pointed north and the other pointed south...

She had two eyes in her head, one was green and the other was red...

That how we learned it in at scout camp in the late 70’s early 80’s...

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Tiffany E - OHIO link
2/20/2020 09:20:36 am

CHORUS: Cadalina Madalina Hooten Dotten Wanton Dotten Hoga Boga Woga was her name.

She had a funny name, but she wasn't to blame, her uncle had the very very same same name.

CHORUS

She had 12 hairs upon her head, 6 were alive and the others were dead.

CHORUS

She had two eyes up in her head - one was purple, and the other was red.

CHORUS

She had 2 teeth up in her mouth - one pointed north and the other pointed south.

CHORUS

Her ears stuck out like sails on a boat.
Her Adams apple traveled up and down her throat.

CHORUS

Prairie flowers smell so sweet. You had to have a gas mask to smell her feet!

CHORUS

<3 <3 <3

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Steve S
3/11/2020 09:29:59 pm

Adalina Madalina ookastana wanna donna oka poca moka was her name

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heyman hyer
4/13/2020 05:02:05 am

lovely !! until this day for nearly 20 years I never got the hang of it thank you , wonderful

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heyman hyer
4/14/2020 01:49:01 am

loveliest nursery song ever never knew there are so many variations to it it might even pay to invent new ones for a change - vastly funny ! got to muse for a while to find some ideas ..

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Mark Spreitzer
5/11/2020 09:55:12 pm

She had two hands at the ends of her arms.
One rang bells while the other rang charms

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Christina Carson
8/28/2020 03:23:47 pm

Hagalina Bagalina Hootensteimer Walltinheimer Hogan Logan Bogan was her name
She had two feathers in her hat, one was straight and the other was flat.
Hagalina Bagalina Hootensteimer Walltinheimer Hogan Logan Bogan was her name
She had to hairs in her head, one was alive and the was dead.
Hagalina Bagalina Hootensteimer Walltinheimer Hogan Logan Bogan was her name
She had two eyes in her head, one was yellow the other was red
Hagalina Bagalina Hootensteimer Walltinheimer Hogan Logan Bogan was her name
She had two holes in her nose, one held a daisy and the other held a rose
Hagalina Bagalina Hootensteimer Walltinheimer Hogan Logan Bogan was her name
She had two teeth in her mouth, one pointed north the other pointed south
Hagalina Bagalina Hootensteimer Walltinheimer Hogan Logan Bogan was her name
Oh her neck was as skinny as a telephone pole and right in the middle was a big black mole
Hagalina Bagalina Hootensteimer Walltinheimer Hogan Logan Bogan was her name
She had to feet size twenty and a half, one took a shower the other took a bath
Hagalina Bagalina Hootensteimer Walltinheimer Hogan Logan Bogan was her name

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Kim M
9/14/2020 12:01:44 pm

Hagalina magalina hoopenstein, awalkenstein, hogan Mogan Logan was her name.

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Mark S
10/20/2020 12:11:25 pm

Magalena Hagalena, Rubinsteiner oldentimer, Hogan Bogan Logan was her name!
She had some hair like shredded wheat, it tasted like sugar and was ready to eat!
She had two eyes in the front of her head, one was black and the other was red!
She had two ears like the sails of a boat, her Adam's apple wiggled up and down her throat!
If Spring rain makes grass so pretty and green, why won't it rain on Magalene?

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Don
7/9/2021 10:10:16 pm

Magalina Hagalina HookaTooka Walka Talka Hoaka Moaka Polka, was her name

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Kay
8/10/2021 05:35:35 pm

She had two ears on the side of her head. One was tin and the other was lead.

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Jaymi Binkley
8/12/2021 08:24:18 pm

Magalina Cagalina oopsa gonna wanna wanna Hogan Bogan Logan was her name. Hooah!

She had two peculiar hairs on her head. One was glass and the other was lead.

Magalina Cagalina…

She had two peculiar eyes in her head. One was glass and the other was lead.

Magalina Cagalina…

She had two peculiar teeth in her mouth. One pointed north and the other pointed south.

Magalina Cagalina…

Poor old man ran over Magalina. Poor old man had to buy a new machine-a.

Magalina Cagalina oopsa gonna wanna wanna hogan bogan Logan was her name. Hooah!

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earl
8/20/2021 07:39:56 pm

magalina hagalina ooga-waga oga-toga ohga-moga-poga

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Hannah
1/16/2022 04:37:56 pm

Hagalina Magalina whoops-amana hoke-amana, hoka poka noka was her name.

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JACK MILLER II
8/2/2022 10:00:01 am

Agelina Magalina Oopastina Walladina Hoka Poka Noka for 72 years.hadn't changed.

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Sherrie
8/18/2022 06:21:43 am

Hagalena Magalena Hoopa Talka Walka Talka Hoaka Pokah Mocho was her name.

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Debbie
3/22/2023 09:18:58 am

Eggalina Meggalini whoops-style, what-style, Ogga booga wooga was her name.

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