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Down by the Bay

7/29/2014

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Lyrics and Chords

Down by the bay 
Where the watermelons grow 
Back to my home 
I dare not go 
For if I do 
My mother will say 
"Did you ever see a fly 
Wearing a tie?" 
Down by the bay.

Down by the bay 
Where the watermelons grow 
Back to my home 
I dare not go 
For if I do 
My mother will say 
"Did you ever see a bear 
Combing his hair?" 
Down by the bay. 

Down by the bay 
Where the watermelons grow 
Back to my home 
I dare not go 
For if I do 
My mother will say 
"Did you ever see a moose 
Kissing a goose?" 
Down by the bay.

Down by the bay 
Where the watermelons grow 
Back to my home 
I dare not go 
For if I do 
My mother will say 
"Did you ever see a whale 
With a polka dot tail?" 
Down by the bay. 

Down by the bay 
Where the watermelons grow 
Back to my home
I dare not go 
For if I do 
My mother will say 
"Did you ever see a llama 
Wearing pajamas?" 
Down by the bay. 

Down by the bay 
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home 
I dare not go 
For if I do 
My mother will say 
"Did you ever have a time 
When you couldn't make a rhyme?" 
Down by the bay
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Row Row Row Your Boat

7/29/2014

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Lyrics and Chords

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream If you see a crocodile
Don't forget to scream!



Row Row Row Your Boat
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On Top of Spaghetti

7/28/2014

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Lyrics Only

On top of spaghetti, 
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball, 
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer, 
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.

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Purple People Eater

7/27/2014

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Lyrics

Well, I saw the thing
A comin' out of the sky
It had a one long horn
And a one big eye
I commenced to shakin'
And I said "oohwee
It looks like a Purple
People Eater to me"

It was a one-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' Purple People Eater
One-eyed, one-horned 
Flyin' Purple People Eater
Sure looked strange to me
One eye

Well, he came down to earth
And he lit in a tree
I said, "Mister Purple People Eater,
Don't eat me"
I heard him say
In a voice so gruff,
I wouldn't eat you
Cause you're so tough

It was a one-eyed, one-horned 
Flyin' Purple People Eater
One-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' Purple People Eater
One-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people Eater
Sure looked strange to me
One horn

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Dingle Dangle Scarecrow

7/16/2014

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Lyrics

When all the cows were sleeping and the sun had gone to bed
Up jumped the scarecrow and this is what he said

"I'm a dingle dangle scarecrow with a flippy floppy hat,
I can shake my hands like this and shake my feet like that."

When all the hens were roosting and the moon behind a cloud,
Up jumped the scarecrow and shouted very loud

"I'm a dingle dangle scarecrow with a flippy floppy hat,
I can shake my hands like this and shake my feet like that.

When the dogs were in the kennel and the doves were in the loft
Up jumped the scarecrow and whispered very soft,

"I'm a dingle dangle scarecrow with a flippy floppy hat,
I can shake my hands like this and shake my feet like that.
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On the Ning Nang Nong

7/16/2014

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On the Ning Nang Nong 
Where the Cows go Bong! 
and the monkeys all say BOO! 
There's a Nong Nang Ning 
Where the trees go Ping! 
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo. 
On the Nong Ning Nang 
All the mice go Clang 
And you just can't catch 'em when they do! 
So its Ning Nang Nong 
Cows go Bong! 
Nong Nang Ning 
Trees go ping 
Nong Ning Nang 
The mice go Clang 
What a noisy place to belong 
cause it's the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong

Words by Spike Milligan
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Pop Goes the Weasel

7/15/2014

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Lyrics

All around the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun.
Pop! goes the weasel.


A penny for a spool of thread,
A penny for a needle.
That's the way the money goes.
Pop! goes the weasel.


Up and down the City Road,
In and out of the Eagle,
That's the way the money goes.
Pop! goes the weasel.


Half a pound of tuppenney rice,
Half a pound of treacle,
Mix it up and make it nice,
Pop! goes the weasel. 

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Hot Cross Buns

7/15/2014

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Lyrics

Hot cross buns, hot cross buns 
One a penny, two a penny 
Hot cross buns 
If you have no daughters give them to your sons 
One a penny two a penny hot cross buns 

Version by Melody Shakers

Hot cross buns, hot cross buns 

One a penny, two a penny 
Hot cross buns 
If you have no daughters give them to your sons 
One a penny two a penny hot cross buns 

Repeat 

Hot cross buns, hot cross buns 
One a penny, two a penny, three a penny four a penny 
Hot cross buns 
Hot cross buns 
Hot cross buns
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Baby Bumble Bee

7/15/2014

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Lyrics  (Warning - May contain lyrics that are disturbing for some children and/or adults)
 
I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee -
OUCH! It stung me!


I'm squishin' up my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm squishin' up my baby bumble bee -
EW! What a mess!


I'm lickin' up my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm lickin' up my baby bumble bee -
ICK! I feel sick!


I'm barfin' up my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm barfin' up my baby bumble bee -
OH! What a mess!


I'm wipin' up my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm wipin' up my baby bumble bee -
OOPS! Mommy's new towel!


I'm wringin' out my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm wringing out my baby bumble bee -
Bye-Bye baby bumble bee! 



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The Grand Old Duke of York

7/14/2014

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Lyrics

Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York.
He had ten thousand men.
He marched them up
to the top of the hill.
And he marched
them down again.

And when they were up, they were up.
And when they were down, they were down.
But when they were only halfway up,
They were neither up nor down.

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    This is a collection of my favourite songs, rhymes, riddles and poems. Many of them I remember from my childhood and many of them I have discovered since then.

    I still sing many of these songs to this day, whether it is with my own children or the children that I teach at school. I find them a great means of stress relief both in and out of the classroom.

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