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Humpty Dumpty - Lyrics and Chords

12/27/2022

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Lyrics and Chords

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall 
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall 
All the kings horses and all the kings men 
Couldn't put Humpty together again




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Ten in the Bed - School Yard Version

11/8/2018

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There were ten in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

There were nine in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

There were eight in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

There were seven in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

There were six in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5

There were five in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4

There were four in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3

There were three in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2

There were two in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1

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Alice the Camel - Lyrics and Chords

8/29/2014

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Lyrics and Chords

C

Alice the camel has 5 humps, 
G                          C
Alice the camel has 5 humps,
C
Alice the camel has 5 humps,
C   G      C
Go Alice go, boom boom boom 

C
Alice the camel has 4 humps, 
G                          C
Alice the camel has 4 humps, 
C
Alice the camel has 4 humps, 
C   G      C
Go Alice go, boom boom boom 

Repeat while reducing numbers: 3, 2, 1, 0 

Last line: Alice is a horse of course!
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Galumph Went the Little Green Frog - Lyrics and Chords

8/25/2014

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Lyrics and Chords

Galumph went the little green frog one day, 
Galumph went the little green frog. 
Galumph went the little green frog one day, 
And they all went galumph galumph galumph 

But… we all know frogs go 
La de dah de dah 
La de dah de dah 
La de dah de dah 
We all know frogs go 
La de dah de dah 
They don’t go Galumph Galumph Galumph.

Variations: Der-Glumph or Da-Glumph may also be used
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Five Grey Elephants - Lyrics and Chords

8/9/2014

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Lyrics

One grey elephant balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
He thought it was such a wonderful stunt 
That he called for another elephant 

Two grey elepants balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
They thought it was such a wonderful stunt 
That they called for another elephant 

Three grey elephants balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
They thought it was such a wonderful stunt 
That they called for another elephant 

Four grey elephants balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
They thought it was such a wonderful stunt 
That they called for another elephant 

Five grey elephants balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
They thought it was such a wonderful stunt
That they called for another elephant

And what do you think happened?
They all fell off

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Michael Finnegan - Lyrics and Chords

8/5/2014

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Lyrics and Chords

         F
There once was a man named Michael Finnegan
C
He grew whiskers on his chinnegan
       F
The wind came up and blew them in again
C                       F
Poor old Michael Finnegan, Begin again


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Do Your Ears Hang Low - Lyrics & Chords

8/2/2014

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Lyrics and Chords

G
Do your ears hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?
             D
Can you tie them in a bow?
             G
Can you toss them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?
           G     D      G
Do you ears hang low?


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A Hunting We Will Go

8/1/2014

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Lyrics


A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a fox and put him in a box
And then we'll let him go

A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a fish and put him on a dish
And then we'll let him go

A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a bear and cut his hair
And then we'll let him go

A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a pig and dance a little jig
And then we'll let him go

A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a giraffe and make him laugh
And then we'll let him go !


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A Peanut Sat on a Railroad Track

8/1/2014

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Lyrics

A peanut sat on a railroad track, 
His heart was all a-flutter, 
Round the bend came number ten. 
Toot! Toot! Peanut butter! Squish!
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I Like to Eat (Apples and Bananas)

7/30/2014

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Lyrics and Chords

            D                                      A                                
I like to eat, eat, eat, apples and bananas,                                                                                    D
I like to eat, eat, eat, apples and bananas
            D                                      A                                      
I like to ate, ate, ate, ay-ples and ba-nay-nays, 
                                                              D
I like to ate, ate, ate, ay-ples and ba-nay-nays
            D                                      A                                       
I like to eat, eat, eat, eep-ples and bee-nee-nees, 
                                                              D
I like to eat, eat, eat, eep-ples and bee-nee-nees
            D                                      A                                       
I like to ite, ite, ite, i-pels and bi-ni-nis, 
                                                   D
I like to ite, ite, ite, i-pels and bi-ni-nis
            D                                      A                                       
I like to oat, oat, oat, o-pals and bo-no-nose, 
                                                        D
I like to oat, oat, oat, o-pals and bo-no-nose
            D                                      A                                       
I like to oot, oot, oot, oop-ples and boo-noo-noos,
                                                               D 
I like to oot, oot, oot, oop-ples and boo-noo-noos

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    This is a collection of my favourite songs, rhymes, riddles and poems. Many of them I remember from my childhood and many of them I have discovered since then.

    I still sing many of these songs to this day, whether it is with my own children or the children that I teach at school. I find them a great means of stress relief both in and out of the classroom.

    Most of these songs should be in the public domain. You will also find that there are multiple versions for each song or rhyme. Please feel free to share your variation, request some sheet music or inform me of any funny songs that should be added to the list..

    David Thurlow, 
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