Bananas in pyjamas are coming down the stairs,
Bananas in pyjamas are coming down in pairs,
Bananas in pyjamas are chasing teddy bears,
'cause on Tuesdays they all try to catch them unawares

Lyrics

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.

Then fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it.

With what should I fix it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I fix it, dear Liza, with what?

With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, with a straw.

But the straw is too long, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The straw is too long, dear Liza, too long.

Then cut it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then cut it dear Henry, dear Henry, cut it!

With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, with what?

With a knife, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a knife, dear Henry, an knife.

But the knife is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The knife is too dull, dear Liza, too dull.

Then, sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then sharpen it dear Henry, dear Henry, sharpen it!

With what should I sharpen it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I sharpen, dear Liza, with what?

With a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, a stone.

But the stone is too dry, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The stone is too dry, dear Liza, too dry.

Then wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then wet it dear Henry, dear Henry, wet it.

With what should I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I wet it, dear Liza, with what?

With water, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With water, dear Henry, dear Henry, with water.

But how shall I get it?, dear Liza, dear Liza,
But how shall I get it?, dear Liza, with what?

In the bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
In the bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, in the bucket!

But there's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.

Lyrics (The Three Bears Rap)

Once upon a time in a nursery rhyme there were three bears.
(click, click, click)

A Mama and a Papa and a wee bear. (click, click, click)
One day when they went walkin' and a-talkin' in the woods.


Along came a girl with long, golden hair. (click, click, click)


”Someone’s been sitting in my chair,” said the Papa bear.

“Someone’s been sitting in my chair,” said the Mama bear.


“Hey, Mama Three Bear,” said the little wee bear,
 “Someone has broken my chair.”


Yeah!


“Someone’s been tasting my porridge,” said the Papa bear.

”Someone’s been tasting my porridge,” said the Mama bear.


“Hey, Mama Three Bear,” said the little wee bear,
”Someone has eaten my porridge."


Yeah!


“Someone’s been sitting on my bed,” said the Papa bear.

”Someone’s been sitting on my bed,” said the Mama bear.


“Hey, Mama Three Bear,” said the little wee bear,
”Someone is here in my bed.”


Yeah!!


Goldilocks woke up and broke up the party. (click, click, click)

"Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye," said the Papa bear.
(wave hand)

”Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, ” said the Mama bear.
(wave other hand)

"Hey, Mama Three Bear," said the little wee bear, 
"Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye."
(wave both hands)


Yeah!


Lyrics

Little Rabbit Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping 'em on the head

And down came the Good Fairy
And she said
"Little Rabbit Foo Foo
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping 'em on the head.”

“I'll give you 3 chances
And then I'll turn you into a goon!”

The next day…

(Repeat two more times with 2 and 1 chances)

I gave you three chances.
Now I'll turn you into a goon!"
(POOF!)

Knock, knock, knock, knock - 
Hear the knockings four!
Each a knock for someone standing
At our kitchen door

The first is a beggerman,
The second is a thief,
The third is a pirate,
And the fourth a robber chief.

Close all the windows,
Lock the door, and then
Call for the policeman quick
To catch those four bad men!

Anonymous

Lyrics

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree,
Merry merry king of the bush is he.
Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh, Kookaburra,
Gay your life must be!

Lyrics

Kookaburra sits on the telephone wire
Jumping up and down with his pants on fire
Laugh, kookaburra laugh
Kookaburra hot your pants must be

Lyrics

Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled:
"Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me?"

Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled:
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."

Down came a jumbuck to drink at that billabong.
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee.
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag:
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."

Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me",
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag:
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."

Up rode the squatter, mounted on his thoroughbred.
Down came the troopers, one, two, and three.
"Whose that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."

Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me",
"Whose that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."

Up jumped the swagman and sprang into the billabong.
"You'll never take me alive!" said he
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong:
"Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me?"

Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me",
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong:
"Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me?"

If you get up in the morning at a quarter to one, and all you want to do is have a little fun,

You brush your teeth ch ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch… x 2

If you get up in the morning at a quarter to two, and you just want to find something to do,

You brush your teeth ch ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch… x 2

If you get up in the morning at a quarter to three, and your mind starts going twiddledy-dee,

You brush your teeth ch ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch… x 2

If you get up in the morning at a quarter to four, and you think you hear a knock on your door, 

You brush your teeth ch ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch… x 2

If you get up in the morning at a quarter to five, and you just can’t wait to come alive


You brush your teeth ch ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch…  x 2

Lyrics

You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn around
That's what it's all about

Whoa do the Hokey Pokey
Whoa do the Hokey Pokey
Whoa do the Hokey Pokey
That's what it's all about

You put your left foot in
You take your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn around
That's what it's all about

Whoa do the Hokey Pokey x 3
That's what it's all about

You put your right hand in
You take your right hand out
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn around
That's what it's all about

Whoa do the Hokey Pokey x 3 
That's what it's all about

You put your left hand in
You take your left hand out
You put your left hand in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey 
And you turn around
That's what it's all about

Whoa do the Hokey Pokey x 3 
That's what it's all about

You put your whole self in
You take your whole self out
You put your whole self in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn around
That's what it's all about

Whoa do the Hokey Pokey x 3 
That's what it's all about

Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane?

Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.