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Download and print this cute and funny picture of a worm on a dinner plate for the children's song "Nobody Likes Me Everybody Hates Me".

The exact origin of the "Nobody Likes Me, Everybody Hates Me" song is a little murky. There's no record of a single songwriter or specific date it came about. Here's what we do know:

• Folklore: It seems to be a piece of children's folklore that's been passed down orally through generations. There are references to it existing as early as the 1860s
• Lyrics Variations: The lyrics can vary slightly, with some versions mentioning the size and texture of the worms or the way they're eaten.
• Function: It's a way for children to express feelings of loneliness or frustration in a humorous and somewhat dramatic way. The idea of eating worms is obviously unrealistic, making it a silly outlet for negative emotions.
• Modern Adaptations: The song continues to be relevant today. There are children's book versions and even videos with animated characters acting out the song.

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Below are some of our favourite versions of the songs from the comment section. 

Nobody loves me everybody hates me
I'm going into the garden to eat worms.
Long thick slimy ones. Short fat sticky ones.
Watch them wiggle and squirm.

First you bite their heads off. Then you squeeze their guts out. Watch them wiggle and squirm. Nobody loves me, everybody hates me. I'm going into the garden to eat worms

We love this version posted by LOMION

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me.
I think I'll eat some worms!
Short fat juicy worms,
Long slim slimy worms,
Fat fuzzy wuzzy wuzzy worms!

First you bite the heads off,
Then you suck the guts out,
Then you throw the rest away.
Short fat juicy worms,
Long slim slimy worms,
Fat fuzzy wuzzy wuzzy worms!

Down goes the first one,
Down goes the second one,
Down go all of them worms.
Short fat juicy worms,
Long slim slimy worms,
Fat fuzzy wuzzy wuzzy worms!

Everybody likes me,
Nobody hates me.
Why did I eat those worms?
Short fat juicy worms,
Long slim slimy worms,
Fat fuzzy wuzzy wuzzy worms!

Up comes the first one,
Up comes the second one,
Up come all of them worms.
Short fat juicy worms,
Long slim slimy worms,
Fat fuzzy wuzzy wuzzy worms!

Keep sharing everyone!​

Look there
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Captain Obvious
 
Trees have leaves
Birds can fly
Legs have knees
Rocks don’t cry
Thanks Captain Obvious
 
Captain Obvious saves the world
Captain Obvious helps every boy and girl
Captain Obvious saves the day
He helps you out when you don’t know what to say
 
Kids like food
One plus one equals two
Water is good
Plastic is not wood
Thanks Captain Obvious
 
Captain Obvious saves the world
Captain Obvious helps every boy and girl
Captain Obvious saves the day
He helps you out when you don’t know what to say
 
We love Captain Obvious
We love Captain Obvious
We love Captain Obvious
We love
 
Captain Obvious saves the world
Captain Obvious helps every boy and girl
Captain Obvious saves the day
He helps you out when you don’t know what to say
 
We love Captain Obvious
We love Captain Obvious
We love Captain Obvious

(c) David Thurlow 2024

• Sarcasm Made Simple: It takes the concept of Captain Obvious, a character known for pointing out the obvious, and presents it in a way kids understand. Kids love a bit of playful sarcasm, especially when it's delivered in a silly song.
• Repetitive and Predictable: The song uses repetition ("Trees have leaves... Thanks Captain Obvious") to build anticipation and humor. Kids enjoy the predictable pattern and the silly payoff.
• Catchy Tune and Upbeat Tempo: The song likely has a catchy melody and upbeat tempo, making it fun to sing along to and move to.

Tell us why you love Captain Obvious in the comment section

See below for variations. There are many!!

There was a funny girl, she had a funny name 
She got it from her pappy just the same, same, same. 
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two hairs on the top of her head 
One was alive and the other was dead. 
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).  

She had two eyes at the front of her head 
One was green and the other was red.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two teeth in the middle of her mouth 
One pointed north and the other pointed south.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).  

She had two holes in the middle of her noes 
One for fingers and the other for her toes 
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).

She had two lips, two beautiful lips,
Shaped just like two battleships.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two knees in the middle of her legs
One liked bacon and the other like eggs
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

Her ears stuck out like the sails of a boat 
Her Adam’s apple wandered up and down her throat.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).  

She loved to polish her fingernails 
She bought her polish in ten-gallon pails.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two feet size 40 and a half
One took a shower and the other took a bath
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).

Variations (please share your own)

Name 

• Catalina Madalina
• Catalina Magdalina
• Cadalina Magdalina
• Magdalina Hagdalena
• Maggalina Haggalina
• Hagalina Magalina
• ​Hoopenstocken Walkenstein Ahoga Loga Moga
  

• Ooka Toka Oka Noka Poka
• Hoopin Stina, Walla dina Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name.
• Ooka Sonna Donna Wanna Poka, Loka was her name.
• Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan
• Roonsteiner Walkenbiener, Hogan Bogan Logan
• Rubensteinen Wallendinen Hogan Bogan Logan 

Please share your version of the song in the comments below

Popeye was a popular children's cartoon created back in 1929. Do you remember that year? If so, then please share with us your knowledge in the comments.

The lyrics below are based on the tune of Popeye the Sailor Man. What version do you know?

I’m Popeye the Sailor man I live in a garbage can
I eat all the worms and spit out the germs
I’m Popeye the Sailor man

Know a different version? Then please add it in the comments below

Here are some versions that we love that have been posted in the comments section

​I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a garbage can.
I always go swimming
With bald-headed women,
I'm Popeye the sailor man
​
Popeye the Sailor Man, he lived in a garbage can
He was strong to the fin-ich, cause he ate a steady diet of spinach.
He was Popeye the Sailor Man.

​I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I eat all the junk and I smell like a skunk
I'm Popeye the sailor man

Popeye the sailor man lived in a caravan
He opened the door and fell through the floor
He’s Popeye the sailor man toot toot​

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If you like the funny versions of Popeye the Sailor Man then you'll love these songs

Free Sheet Music from Funny Songs for Kids

Free sheet music from Funny Songs for Kids

There were ten in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

There were nine in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

There were eight in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

There were seven in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

There were six in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5

There were five in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4

There were four in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3

There were three in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2

There were two in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1

Free Sheet Music from Funny Songs for Kids

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Free sheet music from Funny Songs for Kids

Free Sheet Music from Funny Songs for Kids