My Dad (is bald... but hairy)

Here's a song to all the men that are thinning on top but hairy everywhere else. This is for you.

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Free Sheet Music for My Dad

My Dad in F Major. Free Sheet Music

My Dad in D Major. Free Sheet Music

Lyrics

My Dad, Has hair in his nose, he lets it go crazy like the hair on his toes
My Dad, has hair in his ears, I think it’s been growing for 28 years
My Dad, is one hairy guy, it’s like he is wearing a bush above each eye
My Dad, has hair on his chest, if he shaved it off he could knit his own vest

But there’s one place that the hair don’t grow, it’s the top of his head, 
and everybody knows

Chorus

That he’s a baldy, light bulb, sun reflector, toupee wearer, 
chrome dome, solar cell, mirror ball, shiny bell with hairy 
legs, arms, ears, face, chest, back, all over the place,
hands and feet and even on the car seat

But there’s one place, that he don’t have much hair,
And that’s the top of his head

My Dad, has hair on his arms, but not as much hair as the hair on his palms
My Dad, has hair on his knees, with a little flea circus and a flying trapeze
My Dad, is coated in hair, when we go to the Zoo the apes stop and stare
My Dad, had hair back in school, one strand on his chin and he thought it was cool

But there’s one place that the hair don’t grow, it’s the top of his head, 
and everybody knows

Chorus

That he’s a baldy, light bulb, sun reflector, toupee wearer, 
chrome dome, solar cell, mirror ball, shiny bell with hairy 
legs, arms, ears, face, chest, back, all over the place,
hands and feet and even on the car seat

But there’s one place, that he don’t have much hair and that’s the top of his head

©  David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids