Here's a song to all the men that are thinning on top but hairy everywhere else. This is for you.

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Free Sheet Music for My Dad

Lyrics

My Dad, Has hair in his nose, he lets it go crazy like the hair on his toes
My Dad, has hair in his ears, I think it’s been growing for 28 years
My Dad, is one hairy guy, it’s like he is wearing a bush above each eye
My Dad, has hair on his chest, if he shaved it off he could knit his own vest

But there’s one place that the hair don’t grow, it’s the top of his head, 
and everybody knows

Chorus

That he’s a baldy, light bulb, sun reflector, toupee wearer, 
chrome dome, solar cell, mirror ball, shiny bell with hairy 
legs, arms, ears, face, chest, back, all over the place,
hands and feet and even on the car seat

But there’s one place, that he don’t have much hair,
And that’s the top of his head

My Dad, has hair on his arms, but not as much hair as the hair on his palms
My Dad, has hair on his knees, with a little flea circus and a flying trapeze
My Dad, is coated in hair, when we go to the Zoo the apes stop and stare
My Dad, had hair back in school, one strand on his chin and he thought it was cool

But there’s one place that the hair don’t grow, it’s the top of his head, 
and everybody knows

Chorus

That he’s a baldy, light bulb, sun reflector, toupee wearer, 
chrome dome, solar cell, mirror ball, shiny bell with hairy 
legs, arms, ears, face, chest, back, all over the place,
hands and feet and even on the car seat

But there’s one place, that he don’t have much hair and that’s the top of his head

©  David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids

The ultimate toilet training song for boys (and men)!

Does someone you know need a friendly little reminder about the importance of toilet accuracy? Why not share this track with them

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Lyrics

Boys, they can stand up to pee
A miracle of nature 
A momentary victory

But things don’t go as they seem
There are many difficulties
That can interrupt your stream so

Ready Aim Wee
And try not to pee on the toilet seat
Ready Aim Wee
And try not to get pee on your feet

Take your time
There’s no need to rush
If you try to hurry
You might mess it up

So relax
and go carefully
There is nothing worse than a floor 
covered all in wee

Chorus

Concentrate, You have a job to do
Pretend you have a laser beam
And shoot it right into the loo

Aim, it’s the key to success
The last thing that a woman wants 
Is wee on her dress

Chorus

© David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids

We all have something that is a little weird or strange about us. This funny little song is for all those people who just don't fit the regular mould. If you're a little weird yourself then why not share this song with another weirdo. 

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Lyrics

Do be doo’s etc

Stacey Wacey was a bear 
And Stacey wacey had no hair 
And all the other bears did stare, 
Poor Stacey she had no hair

Brooky wooky was a chook 
and Brooky Wooky couldn’t cook 
and all the other chooks could cook 
but poor Brooky she couldn’t cook

Lukey wookey was a rock 
and lukey wook lived in a sock 
and all the other rocks did mock 
poor Lukey, lived in a sock

Mincy Whincy was a calf 
and Mincy got stuck in the bath 
and all the other calf’s did laugh 
At Poor Mincy stuck in the bath

Flakey Wakey was a fish 
and Flakey got put on a dish 
and none of the other fish did wish 
that they were on a dish

Ginger winger was a cat 
and ginger wore a funny hat 
and all the other cats would chat 
about ginger’s funny hat.

Well if you’re a chook who can’t cook 
or you’re a bear who has no hair 
and getting teased just isn’t fair 
then choose friends that really care

© David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids.

Stacey Wacey can be also found on Melody Shakers' album 'Keep on Dancing'

I never like seeing food go to waste. No one ever likes seeing food go to waste, even if it's a few days old... right? Well, if left over food is no good for people, I'm sure it's good enough for mice. Here's a silly song sung by some of those squeaky little creatures. Enjoy!

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Lyrics

I’m gonna eatPizza that’s one week old, 
Bread that’s going green from mould
Left over’s, left, left over’s

Lick the sauce right off my plate, 
Even if it’s three days late
Left over’s, left, left over’s

Bubble gum from under chairs, 
Meatballs that are covered in hairs
Left over’s, left, left over’s

Pre-Chorus:

You can find food anywhere, bits and pieces here and there
Even if it falls off the plate just pop it in and chew it mate

Chorus:

Left over’s, left, left over’s
Left over’s, left, left over’s
Left over’s, left, left over’s
Left over’s, left, left over’s

Verse:

I’m gonna eat, chicken with a slimy skin 
And crusty pancakes from the bin
Left over’s, left, left over’s

Biscuits that are soft and green; 
I found inside the washing machine.
Left over’s, left, left over’s

Week old ham that smells like cheese, 
And a piece of carrot that my brother sneezed 
Left over’s, left, left over’s

Pre-chorus

Chorus

Dialogue:

Let me tell you a little story about the time when I ate some left over’s. It was a piece of cheesecake and didn’t look too good but I didn’t want it to go to waste. So I got down on my hands and kness and put that cheesecake where it belonged. In my mouth…

Yesterday the dog was malting and the floor looked quite revolting,
But that cheesecake looked delicious and all those flies, they seemed nutritious

Chorus


© David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids

I wrote this song after I attempted to learn Spanish. I don't think it's very Spanish at all really... but you can be the judge.


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Lyrics

Arriba Arriba Fajita Carbonara,
Ciao Amigo, Jalapeño Enchilada
Ola Nacho, Tacho, Burito Tortilla
Asta La Vista, Paella Chipolata

The Spanish song, The Spanish song
It’s slightly Spanish, but most of it is wrong
The Spanish song, The Spanish song
It sounds a little Spanish and you should sing a long

© David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids

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Have you ever had the horrible, horrible, horrible experience of treading in dog poo? If so share your experience in the comments below. Please keep it clean... as clean as treading in dog poo can be of course.
  

Lyrics

Black is the color of the dog that walked into your front yard and dropped a steaming log
White was the color of your shoe before you stepped in that pile of doggy poo

Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get annoyed or you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret

Brown is the color of the stick that you tried to use to give that doggy doo the flick
Yellow is the color of the bus where all of the kids can smell something suss

Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get annoyed or you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret

Orange is the color of the room where you will sit all day and try to hide your pooey shoe
Red is the color of your face when all of your friends point at your shoe in disgrace

Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get annoyed or you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret

Blue is the color of your friends when they all stop breathing and wish the stink would end
Green is the color of the girl who put her hand in the poo and now she wants to hurl

Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get annoyed or you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret

© David Thurlow, Funny Songs for Kids

A good old foot stomping, knee slapping sing-along song. Perfect for the home, classroom, camp out or a lengthy bus trip.

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Lyrics - Traditional song

Oh, Matilda, look at your uncle Jim,
He's in the bathtub learning how to swim
First he does the front stroke, then he does the side,
Now he's underwater swimming against the tide.

Music (c) David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids

Alternative Lyrics

Oh Jemima, look at your uncle Jim,
He's in the duck pond learning how to swim.
First he does the Breaststroke, then he does the Side,
Now he's under water swimming against the tide.