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Watch, listen and sing along to all of the funniest, craziest and silliest songs at Funny Songs for Kids. All of the songs on this page are original songs by David Thurlow. Feel free to sing these songs at home, sing them on a bus, sing them at school or sing them to your friends.

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I'm Sorry Class

6/25/2014

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A sincere apology from a teacher to her students. What could be more heart warming then this?

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(ee hhemn) Class... I'd just like to say that I'm sorry, for all the times that I've yelled at you... I shouldn't have yelled and I shouldn't have been so mean... Please... forgive me.

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We Like to Eat our Play Dough

6/8/2014

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This song is dedicated to all the children who've tasted the soft and salty delights of play dough

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Lyrics

We all like to eat our play dough
Very nice, very nice, very nice, very nice, very nice, very nice, very nice, very nice, very nice,
To eat our play dough x 2


We like to eat our play dough
Yum, yum yummy yum x 4


(c) David Thurlow, Funny Songs for Kids 

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It's Unwise to Play With Knives

6/6/2014

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A funny little song about knife safety. Not that knife safety is something to be joked about. It's very serious.

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It's unwise to play with knives
It's unwise to play with knives

They're not for throw and catch
Or to shave the cat
Don't pretend that they are swords
Or use them to unlock doors

It's unwise to play with knives
It's unwise to play with knives

They're very very sharp
Don't use them in the dark
Don't lick them with your tongue
Or put them up your... nose

It's unwise to play with knives
It's unwise to play with knives

(c) David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids

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Thank You and Please

6/4/2014

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It's important to use good manners. Here's a little song to help you to remember to use the words please and thank you.

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Lyrics

Thank you and please are two little keys
that will open and close any door
If you say one, you're bound to get some
If you say both you'll get more

(c) David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids

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Everybody Knows How the Chorus Goes

6/2/2014

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Ever forget the words to a song? Well you probably will at least remember how the chorus goes

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Bubbles

6/1/2014

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And here is the very first song for Funny Songs for Kids. This was one of the first kids songs I ever wrote and recorded. 

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Lyrics

Bubbles are floating through the air
Bubbles are floating everywhere
Bubbles are floating in the sky
Bubbles just landed in my eye

(ah, it stings)

(c) David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids

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    Original FS4K Songs

    - Bubbles
    - Everybody Knows how the Chorus Goes
    - I'm Sorry Class
    - It's Unwise to Play with Knives

    - Left Overs
    - My Dad (is bald... but hairy)
    - Oh Matilda Look at Your Uncle Jim

    - Ready Aim Wee
    - Stacey Wacey - The bear with no hair
    - Thank You and Please

    - The Spanish Song
    - Treading in Dog Poo is a Rainbow of Regret
    - We Like to Eat our Play Dough

    Children's Classics

    1,2,3,4,5 Once I Caught a Fish Alive
    A Peanut Sat on a Railroad Track
    Alice the Camel
    Baby Bumble Bee
    Bananas in Pyjamas
    Bingo
    Boom, Boom, Ain't it Great to be Crazy
    Dingle Dangle Scarecrow
    Do Your Ears Hang Low?
    Down by the Bay
    Five Grey Elephants
    Five Little Monkeys
    Flicking Boogers at the Sun
    Galumph Went the Little Green Frog
    Hey Diddle Diddle
    Hot Cross Buns
    Humpty Dumpty
    I Like to Eat (Apples and Banans)
    Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock
    Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree
    Little Rabbit Foo Foo
    Michael Finnegan
    My Hand on My Head
    My Highland Goat
    Nobody Likes Me (I think I'll go eat worms)
    Once Upon a Time in a Nursery Rhyme
    On the Ning Nang Nong
    On Top of Spaghetti
    Purple People Eater
    Popeye the Sailor Man
    Pop Goes the Weasel
    Row, Row, Row Your Boat
    Teddy Bear's Picnic
    Ten in the Bed
    Ten in the Bed - School Yard Version
    The Ants Go Marching
    The Grand Old Duke of York
    The Hokey Pokey
    The Muffin man
    There's a Hole in My Bucket
    This is the Song that Doesn't End
    You Brush Your Teeth
    Waltzing Matilda
    We're Going on a Bear Hunt
    What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor

    Composer

    The songs at Funny Songs for Kids are written and recorded by David Thurlow.

    David Thurlow is a fully qualified classroom music teacher who has had experience teaching preschool, primary (elementary) and high school students.

    He has a degree in Music Education and has performed in concert bands, jazz bands, marching bands, rock bands, choirs, drumming circles and orchestras.

    The songs on this page are written, performed and recorded by David. He comes up with the lyrics, melodies and plays all the parts such as vocals, drums, guitar, keyboard and whatever else you hear.

    Want to find out more about David? Then why not contact him via the contact page

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