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Treading in Dog Poo is a Rainbow of Regret

7/9/2014

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Have you ever had the horrible, horrible, horrible experience of treading in dog poo? If so share your experience in the comments below. Please keep it clean... as clean as treading in dog poo can be of course.
  
Lyrics

Black is the color of the dog that walked into your front yard and dropped a steaming log
White was the color of your shoe before you stepped in that pile of doggy poo

Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get annoyed or you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret

Brown is the color of the stick that you tried to use to give that doggy doo the flick
Yellow is the color of the bus where all of the kids can smell something suss

Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get annoyed or you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret

Orange is the color of the room where you will sit all day and try to hide your pooey shoe
Red is the color of your face when all of your friends point at your shoe in disgrace

Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get annoyed or you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret

Blue is the color of your friends when they all stop breathing and wish the stink would end
Green is the color of the girl who put her hand in the poo and now she wants to hurl

Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get annoyed or you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret

© David Thurlow, Funny Songs for Kids

2 Comments
Elaine Wilson
11/17/2014 02:29:40 am

Is there a way to purchase a song to download onto a CD? I would like to burn a copy of Treading in Dog Poo....

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David link
11/17/2014 04:41:02 am

Yes! At the moment you can purchase songs from CD Baby. Found on the link below.

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/funnysongsforkids

It should be available on iTunes and other online stores in a week or two.

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    The songs at Funny Songs for Kids are written and recorded by David Thurlow.

    David Thurlow is a fully qualified classroom music teacher who has had experience teaching preschool, primary (elementary) and high school students.

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