All Jokes

Q; Why was the crab sent to prison?
A: Because he kept pinching things.

Q: Where do you find ancient cows?
A: In a mooseum.

Q: What did the monkey say to the banana?
A: Your Appealing

Q: What do cows eat for breakfast?
A: Moosli

Q: Why do bananas use sun cream?
A: Because they peel easily

Q: What do you call greedy lobsters?
A: Shellfish

Q: How do you stop a rooster crowing on Sunday morning?
A: Have him for dinner on Saturday night

Q: Where do you take a sick horse?
A: To horsepital

Q: Why did the bus stop?
A: Because it saw a zebra crossing

Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing

Q: What do you call a little bee?
A: A babee

Q: What did the monster eat after having his teeth out?
A: The dentist
 
Q: Why are footballers always cool?
A: Because they have lots of fans

Q: What games do cows play at parties?
A: Musical chairs


Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A: A chocolate baa

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: It’s too far to walk

Q: What do you give a seasick elephant?
A: Plenty of room!

Q: Why are flowers so lazy?
A: Because they’re always in a bed

Q: What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A: A lawn mooer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A:  Put a little boogie in it.