Q; Why was the crab sent to prison? A: Because he kept pinching things. Q: Where do you find ancient cows? A: In a mooseum. Q: What did the monkey say to the banana? A: Your Appealing Q: What do cows eat for breakfast? A: Moosli Q: Why do bananas use sun cream? A: Because they peel easily Q: What do you call greedy lobsters? A: Shellfish Q: How do you stop a rooster crowing on Sunday morning? A: Have him for dinner on Saturday night Q: Where do you take a sick horse? A: To horsepital Q: Why did the bus stop? A: Because it saw a zebra crossing Q: Why did the tomato blush? A: Because it saw the salad dressing Q: What do you call a little bee? A: A babee Q: What did the monster eat after having his teeth out? A: The dentist Q: Why are footballers always cool? A: Because they have lots of fans Q: What games do cows play at parties? A: Musical chairs Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A: A chocolate baa Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: It’s too far to walk Q: What do you give a seasick elephant? A: Plenty of room! Q: Why are flowers so lazy? A: Because they’re always in a bed Q: What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A: A lawn mooer Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogie in it.
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