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Well, I saw the thing A comin' out of the sky It had a one long horn And a one big eye I commenced to shakin' And I said "oohwee It looks like a Purple People Eater to me" It was a one-eyed, one-horned Flyin' Purple People Eater One-eyed, one-horned Flyin' Purple People Eater Sure looked strange to me One eye Well, he came down to earth And he lit in a tree I said, "Mister Purple People Eater, Don't eat me" I heard him say In a voice so gruff, I wouldn't eat you Cause you're so tough It was a one-eyed, one-horned Flyin' Purple People Eater One-eyed, one-horned Flyin' Purple People Eater One-eyed, one-horned Flyin' purple people Eater Sure looked strange to me One horn Click "Read More" to see the rest of the lyrics
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When all the cows were sleeping and the sun had gone to bed Up jumped the scarecrow and this is what he said "I'm a dingle dangle scarecrow with a flippy floppy hat, I can shake my hands like this and shake my feet like that." When all the hens were roosting and the moon behind a cloud, Up jumped the scarecrow and shouted very loud "I'm a dingle dangle scarecrow with a flippy floppy hat, I can shake my hands like this and shake my feet like that. When the dogs were in the kennel and the doves were in the loft Up jumped the scarecrow and whispered very soft, "I'm a dingle dangle scarecrow with a flippy floppy hat, I can shake my hands like this and shake my feet like that. Lyrics
All around the mulberry bush The monkey chased the weasel. The monkey thought 'twas all in fun. Pop! goes the weasel. A penny for a spool of thread, A penny for a needle. That's the way the money goes. Pop! goes the weasel. Up and down the City Road, In and out of the Eagle, That's the way the money goes. Pop! goes the weasel. Half a pound of tuppenney rice, Half a pound of treacle, Mix it up and make it nice, Pop! goes the weasel. Lyrics
Hot cross buns, hot cross buns One a penny, two a penny Hot cross buns If you have no daughters give them to your sons One a penny two a penny hot cross buns Version by Melody Shakers Hot cross buns, hot cross buns One a penny, two a penny Hot cross buns If you have no daughters give them to your sons One a penny two a penny hot cross buns Repeat Hot cross buns, hot cross buns One a penny, two a penny, three a penny four a penny Hot cross buns Hot cross buns Hot cross buns Lyrics (Warning - May contain lyrics that are disturbing for some children and/or adults)
I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee Won't my Mommy be so proud of me I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee - OUCH! It stung me! I'm squishin' up my baby bumble bee Won't my Mommy be so proud of me I'm squishin' up my baby bumble bee - EW! What a mess! I'm lickin' up my baby bumble bee Won't my Mommy be so proud of me I'm lickin' up my baby bumble bee - ICK! I feel sick! I'm barfin' up my baby bumble bee Won't my Mommy be so proud of me I'm barfin' up my baby bumble bee - OH! What a mess! I'm wipin' up my baby bumble bee Won't my Mommy be so proud of me I'm wipin' up my baby bumble bee - OOPS! Mommy's new towel! I'm wringin' out my baby bumble bee Won't my Mommy be so proud of me I'm wringing out my baby bumble bee - Bye-Bye baby bumble bee! Bananas in pyjamas are coming down the stairs,
Bananas in pyjamas are coming down in pairs, Bananas in pyjamas are chasing teddy bears, 'cause on Tuesdays they all try to catch them unawares Lyrics
Little Rabbit Foo Foo Hopping through the forest Scooping up the field mice And bopping 'em on the head And down came the Good Fairy And she said "Little Rabbit Foo Foo I don’t want to see you Scooping up the field mice And bopping 'em on the head.” “I'll give you 3 chances And then I'll turn you into a goon!” The next day… (Repeat two more times with 2 and 1 chances) I gave you three chances. Now I'll turn you into a goon!" (POOF!) Lyrics Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, Merry merry king of the bush is he. Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh, Kookaburra, Gay your life must be! Variation - Kookaburra Sits on the Telephone WireLyrics
Kookaburra sits on the telephone wire Jumping up and down with his pants on fire Laugh, kookaburra laugh Kookaburra hot your pants must be Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man, Oh, do you know the muffin man, That lives on Drury Lane? Oh, yes, I know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man, Oh, yes, I know the muffin man, That lives on Drury Lane. Lyrics
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