Free sheet music from Funny Songs for Kids

Lyrics Only

On top of spaghetti, 
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball, 
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer, 
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.

Lyrics  (Warning - May contain lyrics that are disturbing for some children and/or adults)
 
I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee -
OUCH! It stung me!

I'm squishin' up my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm squishin' up my baby bumble bee -
EW! What a mess!

I'm lickin' up my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm lickin' up my baby bumble bee -
ICK! I feel sick!

I'm barfin' up my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm barfin' up my baby bumble bee -
OH! What a mess!

I'm wipin' up my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm wipin' up my baby bumble bee -
OOPS! Mommy's new towel!

I'm wringin' out my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm wringing out my baby bumble bee -
Bye-Bye baby bumble bee! 

Lyrics

Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York.
He had ten thousand men.
He marched them up
to the top of the hill.
And he marched
them down again.

And when they were up, they were up.
And when they were down, they were down.
But when they were only halfway up,
They were neither up nor down.

Lyrics

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.

Then fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it.

With what should I fix it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I fix it, dear Liza, with what?

With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, with a straw.

But the straw is too long, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The straw is too long, dear Liza, too long.

Then cut it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then cut it dear Henry, dear Henry, cut it!

With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, with what?

With a knife, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a knife, dear Henry, an knife.

But the knife is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The knife is too dull, dear Liza, too dull.

Then, sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then sharpen it dear Henry, dear Henry, sharpen it!

With what should I sharpen it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I sharpen, dear Liza, with what?

With a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, a stone.

But the stone is too dry, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The stone is too dry, dear Liza, too dry.

Then wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then wet it dear Henry, dear Henry, wet it.

With what should I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I wet it, dear Liza, with what?

With water, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With water, dear Henry, dear Henry, with water.

But how shall I get it?, dear Liza, dear Liza,
But how shall I get it?, dear Liza, with what?

In the bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
In the bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, in the bucket!

But there's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.

Lyrics (The Three Bears Rap)

Once upon a time in a nursery rhyme there were three bears.
(click, click, click)

A Mama and a Papa and a wee bear. (click, click, click)
One day when they went walkin' and a-talkin' in the woods.


Along came a girl with long, golden hair. (click, click, click)


”Someone’s been sitting in my chair,” said the Papa bear.

“Someone’s been sitting in my chair,” said the Mama bear.


“Hey, Mama Three Bear,” said the little wee bear,
 “Someone has broken my chair.”


Yeah!


“Someone’s been tasting my porridge,” said the Papa bear.

”Someone’s been tasting my porridge,” said the Mama bear.


“Hey, Mama Three Bear,” said the little wee bear,
”Someone has eaten my porridge."


Yeah!


“Someone’s been sitting on my bed,” said the Papa bear.

”Someone’s been sitting on my bed,” said the Mama bear.


“Hey, Mama Three Bear,” said the little wee bear,
”Someone is here in my bed.”


Yeah!!


Goldilocks woke up and broke up the party. (click, click, click)

"Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye," said the Papa bear.
(wave hand)

”Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, ” said the Mama bear.
(wave other hand)

"Hey, Mama Three Bear," said the little wee bear, 
"Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye."
(wave both hands)


Yeah!


Lyrics

Little Rabbit Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping 'em on the head

And down came the Good Fairy
And she said
"Little Rabbit Foo Foo
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping 'em on the head.”

“I'll give you 3 chances
And then I'll turn you into a goon!”

The next day…

(Repeat two more times with 2 and 1 chances)

I gave you three chances.
Now I'll turn you into a goon!"
(POOF!)

Lyrics

It is fun, fun, fun flicking boogers at the sun
When the sun gets hot all the boogers turn to snot

This version of 'What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor / O Sinner Man' can be sung in two groups.
Group 1 sings the left column and group 2 is to sing the right column at the same time as group 1.

Chords given below

*Note - Early can be pronounced, Earl-eye

Verse 1.
Dm
What shall we do with the drunken sailor
C
What shall we do with the drunken sailor
Dm
What shall we do with the drunken sailor
F        C       Dm
Early* in the morning

Chorus

Dm
Hooray and up she rises
C
Hooray and up she rises
Dm
Hooray and up she rises
F
Early in the morning

*Same chords for each verse and chorus

Lyrics and Chords

                C                        G
This is the song that doesn't end
                                         C
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
                                                    D
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
                                             G
And they'll continue singing it forever, just because...

Repeat
Key Change (up a semitone)

 C#                        G#
This is the song that doesn't end
                                         C#
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
                                                    D#
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
                                             G#
And they'll continue singing it forever, just because...

(repeat ad infinitum)