Lyrics (The Three Bears Rap)

Once upon a time in a nursery rhyme there were three bears.
(click, click, click)

A Mama and a Papa and a wee bear. (click, click, click)
One day when they went walkin' and a-talkin' in the woods.


Along came a girl with long, golden hair. (click, click, click)


”Someone’s been sitting in my chair,” said the Papa bear.

“Someone’s been sitting in my chair,” said the Mama bear.


“Hey, Mama Three Bear,” said the little wee bear,
 “Someone has broken my chair.”


Yeah!


“Someone’s been tasting my porridge,” said the Papa bear.

”Someone’s been tasting my porridge,” said the Mama bear.


“Hey, Mama Three Bear,” said the little wee bear,
”Someone has eaten my porridge."


Yeah!


“Someone’s been sitting on my bed,” said the Papa bear.

”Someone’s been sitting on my bed,” said the Mama bear.


“Hey, Mama Three Bear,” said the little wee bear,
”Someone is here in my bed.”


Yeah!!


Goldilocks woke up and broke up the party. (click, click, click)

"Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye," said the Papa bear.
(wave hand)

”Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, ” said the Mama bear.
(wave other hand)

"Hey, Mama Three Bear," said the little wee bear, 
"Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye."
(wave both hands)


Yeah!


Lyrics

Little Rabbit Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping 'em on the head

And down came the Good Fairy
And she said
"Little Rabbit Foo Foo
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping 'em on the head.”

“I'll give you 3 chances
And then I'll turn you into a goon!”

The next day…

(Repeat two more times with 2 and 1 chances)

I gave you three chances.
Now I'll turn you into a goon!"
(POOF!)

Lyrics

It is fun, fun, fun flicking boogers at the sun
When the sun gets hot all the boogers turn to snot

Lyrics and Chords

                C                        G
This is the song that doesn't end
                                         C
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
                                                    D
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
                                             G
And they'll continue singing it forever, just because...

Repeat
Key Change (up a semitone)

 C#                        G#
This is the song that doesn't end
                                         C#
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
                                                    D#
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
                                             G#
And they'll continue singing it forever, just because...

(repeat ad infinitum)

Lyrics

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree,
Merry merry king of the bush is he.
Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh, Kookaburra,
Gay your life must be!

Lyrics

Kookaburra sits on the telephone wire
Jumping up and down with his pants on fire
Laugh, kookaburra laugh
Kookaburra hot your pants must be

If you get up in the morning at a quarter to one, and all you want to do is have a little fun,

You brush your teeth ch ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch… x 2

If you get up in the morning at a quarter to two, and you just want to find something to do,

You brush your teeth ch ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch… x 2

If you get up in the morning at a quarter to three, and your mind starts going twiddledy-dee,

You brush your teeth ch ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch… x 2

If you get up in the morning at a quarter to four, and you think you hear a knock on your door, 

You brush your teeth ch ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch… x 2

If you get up in the morning at a quarter to five, and you just can’t wait to come alive


You brush your teeth ch ch ch ch, ch ch ch ch…  x 2

A horse and a flea and three blind mice
Sat on a curbstone covered in ice
The horse he slipped and fell on the flea
"Whoops," said the flea, "There's a horse on me!"

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giggly and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

Way down South where bananas grow
A flea stepped on an elephant's toe
The elephant cried, with tears in his eyes
"Why don't you pick on someone your size?"

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

Way up North where there's ice and snow
There lived a penguin and his name was Joe
He got so tired of black and white
He wore pink slacks to the dance last night!

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giggly and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

Eli, Eli had some socks
A dollar a pair and a nickel a box
The more you wear 'em the better they get
And you put 'em in the water and they don't get wet!

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

Called myself on the telephone
Just to hear that golden tone
Asked myself out for a date
Said be ready 'bout half-past eight!

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

Took myself to the picture show
Sat myself on the very last row
Wrapped my arms around my waist
Got so fresh I slapped my face!

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

There were ten in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out

There were nine in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out

There were eight in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out

There were seven in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out

There were six in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out

There were five in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out

There were four in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out

There were three in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out

There were two in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out

There was one in the bed and the little one said
"Good night!"

Lyrics

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-o.
B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-I-N-G-O
(clap)-I-N-G-O
(clap)-I-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
And Bingo was his name-o.

 

The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching one by one,
The little one stops to suck his thumb
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The ants go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching two by two,
The little one stops to tie his shoe
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The ants go marching three by three, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching three by three, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching three by three,
The little one stops to climb a tree
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The ants go marching four by four, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching four by four, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching four by four,
The little one stops to shut the door
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The ants go marching five by five, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching five by five, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching five by five,
The little one stops to take a dive
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The ants go marching six by six, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching six by six, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching six by six,
The little one stops to pick up sticks
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The ants go marching seven by seven, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching seven by seven, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching seven by seven,
The little one stops and prays to heaven
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The ants go marching eight by eight, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching eight by eight, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching eight by eight,
The little one stops to shut the gate
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The ants go marching nine by nine, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching nine by nine, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching nine by nine,
The little one stops to check the time
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The ants go marching ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching ten by ten,
The little one stops to shout "The End",
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain