See below for variations. There are many!!

There was a funny girl, she had a funny name 
She got it from her pappy just the same, same, same. 
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two hairs on the top of her head 
One was alive and the other was dead. 
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).  

She had two eyes at the front of her head 
One was green and the other was red.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two teeth in the middle of her mouth 
One pointed north and the other pointed south.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).  

She had two holes in the middle of her noes 
One for fingers and the other for her toes 
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).

She had two lips, two beautiful lips,
Shaped just like two battleships.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two knees in the middle of her legs
One liked bacon and the other like eggs
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

Her ears stuck out like the sails of a boat 
Her Adam’s apple wandered up and down her throat.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).  

She loved to polish her fingernails 
She bought her polish in ten-gallon pails.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two feet size 40 and a half
One took a shower and the other took a bath
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).

Variations (please share your own)

Name 

• Catalina Madalina
• Catalina Magdalina
• Cadalina Magdalina
• Magdalina Hagdalena
• Maggalina Haggalina
• Hagalina Magalina
• ​Hoopenstocken Walkenstein Ahoga Loga Moga
  

• Ooka Toka Oka Noka Poka
• Hoopin Stina, Walla dina Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name.
• Ooka Sonna Donna Wanna Poka, Loka was her name.
• Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan
• Roonsteiner Walkenbiener, Hogan Bogan Logan
• Rubensteinen Wallendinen Hogan Bogan Logan 

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Popeye was a popular children's cartoon created back in 1929. Do you remember that year? If so, then please share with us your knowledge in the comments.

The lyrics below are based on the tune of Popeye the Sailor Man. What version do you know?

I’m Popeye the Sailor man I live in a garbage can
I eat all the worms and spit out the germs
I’m Popeye the Sailor man

Know a different version? Then please add it in the comments below

Here are some versions that we love that have been posted in the comments section

​I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a garbage can.
I always go swimming
With bald-headed women,
I'm Popeye the sailor man
​
Popeye the Sailor Man, he lived in a garbage can
He was strong to the fin-ich, cause he ate a steady diet of spinach.
He was Popeye the Sailor Man.

​I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I eat all the junk and I smell like a skunk
I'm Popeye the sailor man

Popeye the sailor man lived in a caravan
He opened the door and fell through the floor
He’s Popeye the sailor man toot toot​

This Spotify list of gross, disgusting, silly, but funny songs. You'll hear about treading dog poo, farting in class, how to wee in the toilet if you're a boy, eating play do and hocking loogie's.

If you like the funny versions of Popeye the Sailor Man then you'll love these songs

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Humpty Dumpty Audio Track

There were ten in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

There were nine in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

There were eight in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

There were seven in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

There were six in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5

There were five in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4

There were four in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3

There were three in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2

There were two in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1

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Alice the Camel - Backing Track  |  Sing Along

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Sing and Color with Five Balancing Elephants! Free Educational Fun from Caper Kids Music!Calling all elephant fans! Get ready to sing along and color with Caper Kids Music's "Five Grey Elephants" song!
We've created a free, printable coloring page featuring five adorable grey elephants, just waiting for your creative touch. It's the perfect companion to the catchy song, helping kids learn counting and balance in a fun and educational way.
So crank up the music, download the free coloring page at caperkidsmusic.com, and let your little ones unleash their artistic skills while learning a new song!
Download your free, educational "Five Grey Elephants" coloring page today at caperkidsmusic.com!

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