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Magalina Hagalina

1/17/2024

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Lyrics to the song

See below for variations. There are many!!

There was a funny girl, she had a funny name 
She got it from her pappy just the same, same, same. 
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two hairs on the top of her head 
One was alive and the other was dead. 
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).  

She had two eyes at the front of her head 
One was green and the other was red.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two teeth in the middle of her mouth 
One pointed north and the other pointed south.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).  

She had two holes in the middle of her noes 
One for fingers and the other for her toes 
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).

She had two lips, two beautiful lips,
Shaped just like two battleships.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two knees in the middle of her legs
One liked bacon and the other like eggs
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

Her ears stuck out like the sails of a boat 
Her Adam’s apple wandered up and down her throat.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).  

She loved to polish her fingernails 
She bought her polish in ten-gallon pails.
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap). 

She had two feet size 40 and a half
One took a shower and the other took a bath
Magalina Hagalina, Oaka talka, Walka talka
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name (clap, clap).

Variations (please share your own)

Name 

  • Catalina Madalina
  • Catalina Magdalina
  • Cadalina Magdalina
  • Magdalina Hagdalena
  • Maggalina Haggalina
  • Hagalina Magalina
  • ​Hoopenstocken Walkenstein Ahoga Loga Moga
  • Ooka Toka Oka Noka Poka
  • Hoopin Stina, Walla dina Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name.
  • Ooka Sonna Donna Wanna Poka, Loka was her name.
  • Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan
  • Roonsteiner Walkenbiener, Hogan Bogan Logan
  • Rubensteinen Wallendinen Hogan Bogan Logan 


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Have you ever trodden in dog poo? It can be one of the grossest things ever, but may you might just learn something
Bald is beautiful. There's nothing wrong about losing the hair on the top of you head. Embrace it.
​Share this song with your hairy but bald dad.
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Popeye the Sailor Man

11/7/2023

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Popeye was a popular children's cartoon created back in 1929. Do you remember that year? If so, then please share with us your knowledge in the comments.

The lyrics below are based on the tune of Popeye the Sailor Man. What version do you know?

Song Lyrics

I’m Popeye the Sailor man I live in a garbage can
I eat all the worms and spit out the germs
I’m Popeye the Sailor man

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Here are some versions that we love that have been posted in the comments section

​I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a garbage can.
I always go swimming
With bald-headed women,
I'm Popeye the sailor man
​
Popeye the Sailor Man, he lived in a garbage can

He was strong to the fin-ich, cause he ate a steady diet of spinach.
He was Popeye the Sailor Man.

​I'm Popeye the sailor man

I live in a garbage can
I eat all the junk and I smell like a skunk
I'm Popeye the sailor man

Popeye the sailor man lived in a caravan

He opened the door and fell through the floor
He’s Popeye the sailor man toot toot​

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My Hand on My Head (Nicky Nacky Nocky Noo)

7/13/2023

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Lyrics and Chords

With my hands on my head what have we here? 
This is my brain thinker my teacher dear, 
Brain thinker, brain thinker nicky nacky nocky noo, 
That's what they taught me when I went to school

With my hands on my eyes what have we here? 
These are my eye blinkers my teacher dear, 
Eye blinkers, brain thinker nicky nacky nocky noo, 
That's what they taught me when I went to school
 
With my hands on my nose what have we here? 
This is my smell boxer my teacher dear, 
Smell boxer, eye blinkers, brain thinker nicky nacky nocky noo, 
Thats' what they taught me when I went to school

With my hands on my chin what have we here? 
This is my chin wagger my teacher dear, 
Chin wagger, smell boxer, eye blinkers, brain thinker nicky nacky nocky noo, 
Thats' what they taught me when I went to school

With my hands on my chest, what have we here? 
This is my chest cougher my teacher dear, 
Chest cougher, chin wagger, smell boxer, eye blinker, brain thinker nicky nacky nocky noo, 
That's what they taught me when I went to school

With my hands on my tum, what have we here? 
This is my bread basket my teacher dear, bread basket, chest cougher, chin wagger, smell boxer, eye blinker, brain thinker nicky nacky nocky noo, 
that's what they taught me when I went to school

With my hands on my knees, what have we here? 
These are my knee knockers my teacher dear, 
knee knockers, bread basket, chest cougher, chin wagger, smell boxer, 
eye blinker, brain thinker, nicky nacky nocky noo, 
that's what they taught me when I went to school

With my hands on my toes, what have we here? 
These are my toe tappers my teacher dear, 
toe tappers, knee knockers, bread basket, chest cougher, chin wagger,
smell boxer, eye blinker, brain thinker, nicky nacky nocky noo, 
that's what they taught me when I went to school!


Variations: In some versions the word mama is used instead of teacher.
My Hand on My Head
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My Highland Goat - Lyrics and Chords

3/15/2023

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Lyrics and Chords
(first round can be sung as an echo with a leader and group)

My highland goat
Was feeling fine 
He ate three shirts 
Off my back line

I took a stick 
Gave him a whack 
And tied him to 
The railway track

The whistle blew 
The train drew nigh 
My highland goat 
Was sure to die

I took a knife 
And cut that rope 
And set him free 
My highland goat

My highland goatie-oatie-oatie-oatie-oat 
Was feeling finey-iney-iney-iney-ine 
He ate three shirty-irty-irty-irty-irts 
Off my back liney-iney-iney-iney-ine

I took a sticky-icky-icky-icky-ick
Gave him a whacky-acky-acky-acky--ack
And tied him tooey-ooey-ooey-ooey-oo
The railway tracky-acky-acky-acky-ack

The whistle blewie-ewie-ewie-ewie-ewe
The train drew nighey-ighey-ighey-ighey-igh
My highland goatie-oatie-oatie-oatie-oat
Was sure to die-ee-i-ee-i-ee-i-ee-i

I took a knifey-ifey-ifey-ifey-ife
And cut that ropey-opey-opey-opey-ope
And set him free-e-ee-e-ee-e-ee-e-ee
My highland goatie-oatie-oatie-oatie-oat

Variations: Bill Grogan's Goat
My Highland Goat Free Sheet Music
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Humpty Dumpty - Lyrics and Chords

12/27/2022

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Lyrics and Chords

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall 
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall 
All the kings horses and all the kings men 
Couldn't put Humpty together again




Humpty Dumpty Free Sheet Music
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Ten in the Bed - School Yard Version

11/8/2018

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There were ten in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

There were nine in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

There were eight in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

There were seven in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

There were six in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4, 5

There were five in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3, 4

There were four in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2, 3

There were three in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1, 2

There were two in the bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
As he hit the floor you could hear him shout, "Ouch!"
Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas
Single bed were only made for
1

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Alice the Camel - Lyrics and Chords

8/29/2014

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Lyrics and Chords

C

Alice the camel has 5 humps, 
G                          C
Alice the camel has 5 humps,
C
Alice the camel has 5 humps,
C   G      C
Go Alice go, boom boom boom 

C
Alice the camel has 4 humps, 
G                          C
Alice the camel has 4 humps, 
C
Alice the camel has 4 humps, 
C   G      C
Go Alice go, boom boom boom 

Repeat while reducing numbers: 3, 2, 1, 0 

Last line: Alice is a horse of course!
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Galumph Went the Little Green Frog - Lyrics and Chords

8/25/2014

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Lyrics and Chords

Galumph went the little green frog one day, 
Galumph went the little green frog. 
Galumph went the little green frog one day, 
And they all went galumph galumph galumph 

But… we all know frogs go 
La de dah de dah 
La de dah de dah 
La de dah de dah 
We all know frogs go 
La de dah de dah 
They don’t go Galumph Galumph Galumph.

Variations: Der-Glumph or Da-Glumph may also be used
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Five Grey Elephants - Lyrics and Chords

8/9/2014

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Lyrics

One grey elephant balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
He thought it was such a wonderful stunt 
That he called for another elephant 

Two grey elepants balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
They thought it was such a wonderful stunt 
That they called for another elephant 

Three grey elephants balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
They thought it was such a wonderful stunt 
That they called for another elephant 

Four grey elephants balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
They thought it was such a wonderful stunt 
That they called for another elephant 

Five grey elephants balancing
Step by step on a piece of string 
They thought it was such a wonderful stunt
That they called for another elephant

And what do you think happened?
They all fell off

5 Grey Elephants Free Sheet Music
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Michael Finnegan - Lyrics and Chords

8/5/2014

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Lyrics and Chords

         F
There once was a man named Michael Finnegan
C
He grew whiskers on his chinnegan
       F
The wind came up and blew them in again
C                       F
Poor old Michael Finnegan, Begin again


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    This is a collection of my favourite songs, rhymes, riddles and poems. Many of them I remember from my childhood and many of them I have discovered since then.

    I still sing many of these songs to this day, whether it is with my own children or the children that I teach at school. I find them a great means of stress relief both in and out of the classroom.

    Most of these songs should be in the public domain. You will also find that there are multiple versions for each song or rhyme. Please feel free to share your variation, request some sheet music or inform me of any funny songs that should be added to the list..

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