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Watch, listen and sing along to all of the funniest, craziest and silliest songs at Funny Songs for Kids. All of the songs on this page are original songs by David Thurlow. Feel free to sing these songs at home, sing them on a bus, sing them at school or sing them to your friends.

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Ready Aim Wee (toilet training for boys)

11/7/2014

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The ultimate toilet training song for boys (and men)!

Does someone you know need a friendly little reminder about the importance of toilet accuracy? Why not share this track with them

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Lyrics

Boys, they can stand up to pee
A miracle of nature 
A momentary victory

But things don’t go as they seem
There are many difficulties
That can interrupt your stream so

Ready Aim Wee
And try not to pee on the toilet seat
Ready Aim Wee
And try not to get pee on your feet

Take your time
There’s no need to rush
If you try to hurry
You might mess it up

So relax
and go carefully
There is nothing worse than a floor 
covered all in wee

Chorus

Concentrate, You have a job to do
Pretend you have a laser beam
And shoot it right into the loo

Aim, it’s the key to success
The last thing that a woman wants 
Is wee on her dress

Chorus

© David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids

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Treading in Dog Poo is a Rainbow of Regret

7/9/2014

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Have you ever had the horrible, horrible, horrible experience of treading in dog poo? If so share your experience in the comments below. Please keep it clean... as clean as treading in dog poo can be of course.
  
Lyrics

Black is the color of the dog that walked into your front yard and dropped a steaming log
White was the color of your shoe before you stepped in that pile of doggy poo

Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get annoyed or you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret

Brown is the color of the stick that you tried to use to give that doggy doo the flick
Yellow is the color of the bus where all of the kids can smell something suss

Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get annoyed or you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret

Orange is the color of the room where you will sit all day and try to hide your pooey shoe
Red is the color of your face when all of your friends point at your shoe in disgrace

Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get annoyed or you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret

Blue is the color of your friends when they all stop breathing and wish the stink would end
Green is the color of the girl who put her hand in the poo and now she wants to hurl

Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get annoyed or you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret

© David Thurlow, Funny Songs for Kids

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It's Unwise to Play With Knives

6/6/2014

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A funny little song about knife safety. Not that knife safety is something to be joked about. It's very serious.

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Lyrics

It's unwise to play with knives
It's unwise to play with knives

They're not for throw and catch
Or to shave the cat
Don't pretend that they are swords
Or use them to unlock doors

It's unwise to play with knives
It's unwise to play with knives

They're very very sharp
Don't use them in the dark
Don't lick them with your tongue
Or put them up your... nose

It's unwise to play with knives
It's unwise to play with knives

(c) David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids

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Thank You and Please

6/4/2014

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It's important to use good manners. Here's a little song to help you to remember to use the words please and thank you.

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Lyrics

Thank you and please are two little keys
that will open and close any door
If you say one, you're bound to get some
If you say both you'll get more

(c) David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids

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    Original FS4K Songs

    - Bubbles
    - Everybody Knows how the Chorus Goes
    - I'm Sorry Class
    - It's Unwise to Play with Knives

    - Left Overs
    - My Dad (is bald... but hairy)
    - Oh Matilda Look at Your Uncle Jim

    - Ready Aim Wee
    - Stacey Wacey - The bear with no hair
    - Thank You and Please

    - The Spanish Song
    - Treading in Dog Poo is a Rainbow of Regret
    - We Like to Eat our Play Dough

    Children's Classics

    1,2,3,4,5 Once I Caught a Fish Alive
    A Peanut Sat on a Railroad Track
    Alice the Camel
    Baby Bumble Bee
    Bananas in Pyjamas
    Bingo
    Boom, Boom, Ain't it Great to be Crazy
    Dingle Dangle Scarecrow
    Do Your Ears Hang Low?
    Down by the Bay
    Five Grey Elephants
    Five Little Monkeys
    Flicking Boogers at the Sun
    Galumph Went the Little Green Frog
    Hey Diddle Diddle
    Hot Cross Buns
    Humpty Dumpty
    I Like to Eat (Apples and Banans)
    Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock
    Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree
    Little Rabbit Foo Foo
    Michael Finnegan
    My Hand on My Head
    My Highland Goat
    Nobody Likes Me (I think I'll go eat worms)
    Once Upon a Time in a Nursery Rhyme
    On the Ning Nang Nong
    On Top of Spaghetti
    Purple People Eater
    Popeye the Sailor Man
    Pop Goes the Weasel
    Row, Row, Row Your Boat
    Teddy Bear's Picnic
    Ten in the Bed
    Ten in the Bed - School Yard Version
    The Ants Go Marching
    The Grand Old Duke of York
    The Hokey Pokey
    The Muffin man
    There's a Hole in My Bucket
    This is the Song that Doesn't End
    You Brush Your Teeth
    Waltzing Matilda
    We're Going on a Bear Hunt
    What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor

    Composer

    The songs at Funny Songs for Kids are written and recorded by David Thurlow.

    David Thurlow is a fully qualified classroom music teacher who has had experience teaching preschool, primary (elementary) and high school students.

    He has a degree in Music Education and has performed in concert bands, jazz bands, marching bands, rock bands, choirs, drumming circles and orchestras.

    The songs on this page are written, performed and recorded by David. He comes up with the lyrics, melodies and plays all the parts such as vocals, drums, guitar, keyboard and whatever else you hear.

    Want to find out more about David? Then why not contact him via the contact page

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