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The ultimate toilet training song for boys (and men)! Does someone you know need a friendly little reminder about the importance of toilet accuracy? Why not share this track with them Find it on: iTunes Spotify Amazon Google Lyrics
Boys, they can stand up to pee A miracle of nature A momentary victory But things don’t go as they seem There are many difficulties That can interrupt your stream so Ready Aim Wee And try not to pee on the toilet seat Ready Aim Wee And try not to get pee on your feet Take your time There’s no need to rush If you try to hurry You might mess it up So relax and go carefully There is nothing worse than a floor covered all in wee Chorus Concentrate, You have a job to do Pretend you have a laser beam And shoot it right into the loo Aim, it’s the key to success The last thing that a woman wants Is wee on her dress Chorus © David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids
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Have you ever had the horrible, horrible, horrible experience of treading in dog poo? If so share your experience in the comments below. Please keep it clean... as clean as treading in dog poo can be of course. Lyrics Black is the color of the dog that walked into your front yard and dropped a steaming log White was the color of your shoe before you stepped in that pile of doggy poo Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo It might be the only good thing you can do You could get annoyed or you could get upset cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret Brown is the color of the stick that you tried to use to give that doggy doo the flick Yellow is the color of the bus where all of the kids can smell something suss Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo It might be the only good thing you can do You could get annoyed or you could get upset cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret Orange is the color of the room where you will sit all day and try to hide your pooey shoe Red is the color of your face when all of your friends point at your shoe in disgrace Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo It might be the only good thing you can do You could get annoyed or you could get upset cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret Blue is the color of your friends when they all stop breathing and wish the stink would end Green is the color of the girl who put her hand in the poo and now she wants to hurl Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo It might be the only good thing you can do You could get annoyed or you could get upset cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret © David Thurlow, Funny Songs for Kids A funny little song about knife safety. Not that knife safety is something to be joked about. It's very serious. Find it on: iTunes Spotify Amazon Google Lyrics It's unwise to play with knives It's unwise to play with knives They're not for throw and catch Or to shave the cat Don't pretend that they are swords Or use them to unlock doors It's unwise to play with knives It's unwise to play with knives They're very very sharp Don't use them in the dark Don't lick them with your tongue Or put them up your... nose It's unwise to play with knives It's unwise to play with knives (c) David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids It's important to use good manners. Here's a little song to help you to remember to use the words please and thank you. Find it on: iTunes Spotify Amazon Google Lyrics Thank you and please are two little keys that will open and close any door If you say one, you're bound to get some If you say both you'll get more (c) David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids |
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