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Watch, listen and sing along to all of the funniest, craziest and silliest songs at Funny Songs for Kids. All of the songs on this page are original songs by David Thurlow. Feel free to sing these songs at home, sing them on a bus, sing them at school or sing them to your friends.

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Stacey Wacey

10/4/2014

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We all have something that is a little weird or strange about us. This funny little song is for all those people who just don't fit the regular mould. If you're a little weird yourself then why not share this song with another weirdo. 

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Lyrics

Do be doo’s etc

Stacey Wacey was a bear 
And Stacey wacey had no hair 
And all the other bears did stare, 
Poor Stacey she had no hair

Brooky wooky was a chook 
and Brooky Wooky couldn’t cook 
and all the other chooks could cook 
but poor Brooky she couldn’t cook

Lukey wookey was a rock 
and lukey wook lived in a sock 
and all the other rocks did mock 
poor Lukey, lived in a sock

Mincy Whincy was a calf 
and Mincy got stuck in the bath 
and all the other calf’s did laugh 
At Poor Mincy stuck in the bath

Flakey Wakey was a fish 
and Flakey got put on a dish 
and none of the other fish did wish 
that they were on a dish

Ginger winger was a cat 
and ginger wore a funny hat 
and all the other cats would chat 
about ginger’s funny hat.

Well if you’re a chook who can’t cook 
or you’re a bear who has no hair 
and getting teased just isn’t fair 
then choose friends that really care

© David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids.

Stacey Wacey can be also found on Melody Shakers' album 'Keep on Dancing'
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Oh Matilda Look at Your Uncle Jim

6/26/2014

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A good old foot stomping, knee slapping sing-along song. Perfect for the home, classroom, camp out or a lengthy bus trip.

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Lyrics - Traditional song

Oh, Matilda, look at your uncle Jim,
He's in the bathtub learning how to swim
First he does the front stroke, then he does the side,
Now he's underwater swimming against the tide.

Music (c) David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids

Alternative Lyrics

Oh Jemima, look at your uncle Jim,
He's in the duck pond learning how to swim.
First he does the Breaststroke, then he does the Side,
Now he's under water swimming against the tide.

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I'm Sorry Class

6/25/2014

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A sincere apology from a teacher to her students. What could be more heart warming then this?

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Lyrics

(ee hhemn) Class... I'd just like to say that I'm sorry, for all the times that I've yelled at you... I shouldn't have yelled and I shouldn't have been so mean... Please... forgive me.

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    Original FS4K Songs

    - Bubbles
    - Everybody Knows how the Chorus Goes
    - I'm Sorry Class
    - It's Unwise to Play with Knives

    - Left Overs
    - My Dad (is bald... but hairy)
    - Oh Matilda Look at Your Uncle Jim

    - Ready Aim Wee
    - Stacey Wacey - The bear with no hair
    - Thank You and Please

    - The Spanish Song
    - Treading in Dog Poo is a Rainbow of Regret
    - We Like to Eat our Play Dough

    Children's Classics

    1,2,3,4,5 Once I Caught a Fish Alive
    A Peanut Sat on a Railroad Track
    Alice the Camel
    Baby Bumble Bee
    Bananas in Pyjamas
    Bingo
    Boom, Boom, Ain't it Great to be Crazy
    Dingle Dangle Scarecrow
    Do Your Ears Hang Low?
    Down by the Bay
    Five Grey Elephants
    Five Little Monkeys
    Flicking Boogers at the Sun
    Galumph Went the Little Green Frog
    Hey Diddle Diddle
    Hot Cross Buns
    Humpty Dumpty
    I Like to Eat (Apples and Banans)
    Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock
    Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree
    Little Rabbit Foo Foo
    Michael Finnegan
    My Hand on My Head
    My Highland Goat
    Nobody Likes Me (I think I'll go eat worms)
    Once Upon a Time in a Nursery Rhyme
    On the Ning Nang Nong
    On Top of Spaghetti
    Purple People Eater
    Popeye the Sailor Man
    Pop Goes the Weasel
    Row, Row, Row Your Boat
    Teddy Bear's Picnic
    Ten in the Bed
    Ten in the Bed - School Yard Version
    The Ants Go Marching
    The Grand Old Duke of York
    The Hokey Pokey
    The Muffin man
    There's a Hole in My Bucket
    This is the Song that Doesn't End
    You Brush Your Teeth
    Waltzing Matilda
    We're Going on a Bear Hunt
    What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor

    Composer

    The songs at Funny Songs for Kids are written and recorded by David Thurlow.

    David Thurlow is a fully qualified classroom music teacher who has had experience teaching preschool, primary (elementary) and high school students.

    He has a degree in Music Education and has performed in concert bands, jazz bands, marching bands, rock bands, choirs, drumming circles and orchestras.

    The songs on this page are written, performed and recorded by David. He comes up with the lyrics, melodies and plays all the parts such as vocals, drums, guitar, keyboard and whatever else you hear.

    Want to find out more about David? Then why not contact him via the contact page

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