Q; Why was the crab sent to prison?
A: Because he kept pinching things.
Q: Where do you find ancient cows?
A: In a mooseum.
Q: What did the monkey say to the banana?
A: Your Appealing
Q: What do cows eat for breakfast?
Q: Why do bananas use sun cream?
A: Because they peel easily
Q: What do you call greedy lobsters?
Q: How do you stop a rooster crowing on Sunday morning?
A: Have him for dinner on Saturday night
Q: Where do you take a sick horse?
A: To horsepital
Q: Why did the bus stop?
A: Because it saw a zebra crossing
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing
Q: What do you call a little bee?
A: A babee
Q: What did the monster eat after having his teeth out?
A: The dentist
Q: Why are footballers always cool?
A: Because they have lots of fans
Q: What games do cows play at parties?
A: Musical chairs
Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A: A chocolate baa
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: It’s too far to walk
Q: What do you give a seasick elephant?
A: Plenty of room!
Q: Why are flowers so lazy?
A: Because they’re always in a bed
Q: What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A: A lawn mooer
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.